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    What's the best phone operating system? / What's the best phone?
    What's the best operating system?
    Who is your father? / Who's your Daddy?
    What's your favourite music? / What's your favourite song?
    What's the best tablet?
    What's the best computer?

    Different replies each time:
    Sing me a song?
    How old are you?
    Tell me a joke?
    Where are you from? / Where do you live?
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    Are you pretty? / Are you sexy?
    What should I call you?
    What's the best search engine?
    What are you?
    Who made you?

    Thanks to james05gt:
    What do you look like?

    Thanks to Mike Santagata:
    Who are you?

    Thanks to Aahaa:
    Do you like Satya Nadella?
    Do you like Steve Ballmer?
    Do you like Bill Gates?

    Thanks to MetalAZ:
    What do you think of Apple?
    Do you like Google?
    Will you marry me?
    I'm bored.
    You're cool.
    What's the best computer?
    Who made you?
    Tell me a story.
    I'm really drunk.
    Knock, knock.
    What is Halo?
    Beam me up Scotty.
    What are you wearing?

    Thanks to Gordon2001:
    Where is the Master Chief?
    Am I pretty?
    I love you.
    What's your name?
    Can I change your name?
    What is the meaning of life?
    Do you love me?
    Where do you live?
    You are so intelligent.

    Thanks to Dustin Hodges:
    Do you know Siri?
    Do you know Google Now?

    Thanks to Septembersrain#AC:
    Do you like Siri?

    Thanks to Elton Jothi:
    F*** you.
    Bit**.

    Thanks to Bills Pies:
    What's the story of the next Halo game?

    Thanks to david90531:
    Are you pretty?
    Are you smart?
    Where is your home?
    I'm confused.
    You're funny.

    Thanks to "Cannot think of a name":
    Use the Force.
    Do you like Android?

    Thanks to Mattman86
    Open the pod bay doors.
    What's the answer to the universe?
    What are you doing?
    How are you doing?
    Are you human?
    What does the fox say?
    I thought you were dead! / Didn't you die?
    What is rampancy? / Tell me about rampancy.
    Tell me about Dr. Halsey.
    Tell me about [anything to do with Halo]
    Are you Cortana from Halo?
    Do you love Master Chief?

    Thanks to StevoPhilo:
    Kiss me.

    Thanks to fallback:
    Are you hot?
    What is love?
    Can you dance?
    Are you real?
    Who is your favourite artist?
    I am angry.
    Talk to me.
    You're awesome.
    What do you eat?

    Thanks to Saif Ali Chishti:
    Do you have a baby?
    Are you male? / Are you female?
    What do you think of Windows?
    You suck.
    Do you like iOS?

    Thanks to romeupaz:
    Good Morning.
    Goodnight.
    Do you like Google Now?
    Do you have a mother?
    Are you awake?
    Can you cook?
    That was not the question.

    Thanks to Ceez:
    Do you like Clippy? (Ask another (witty reply) question and her "Halo" will turn into Clippy from the older version of Office.)

    Thanks to mr2009:
    I hate you.
    Why Cortana?
    How old are you?
    Who are you?
    Do you like Microsoft Office?
    Who is your boss?

    Thanks to JPDVM2014:
    Hello HAL.

    Thanks to breeze1138:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    May the Force be with you.

    Thanks to berty6294:
    Talk dirty to me.

    Thanks to Graelock:
    Who's your creator?

    Thanks to txkimmers:
    How do I look today?
    Do you have a sister?

    Thanks to MyNL822:
    Dance.

    Thanks to Blacklac:
    Who's better, you or Siri?

    Thanks to acl14:
    I don't like you.
    May I kiss you.

    Thanks to DVELOPinc:
    What's better, Google or Bing?
    Siri called you a Bit**
    You my Ho.
    You're sexy.
    What is the meaning of Cortana?

    Thanks to Daniel Ratcliffe:
    What do you think of Microsoft?
    Cortana!
    Hello.
    Good afternoon.
    Good evening.
    Goodbye.
    What do you think of Xbox?
    Do you love Master Chief?
    Are you sleeping?
    What are you up to?

    Thanks to ven07:
    Is Lumia the best smartphone?
    Are you beautiful?

    Thanks to enahs555:
    You are ugly.
    You are beautiful.

    Thanks to Intrepid00:
    Am I ugly?

    Thanks to theonedunn:
    Do you know Jen Taylor?

    Thanks to altafmahmood:
    You are an idi**.
    You are a bad girl.
    Sorry

    Thanks to SpaceyO:
    I'm stoned.

    Thanks to xerox13ster:
    Testing.

    Thanks to aswinbarathb:
    What do you think of me?

    Thanks to Ekon:
    I'm stupid.

    Thanks to Sam Sabri:
    Do an impression.

    Thanks to @cortanaquotes:
    Are you in Halo 5?
    Say something funny.
    Am I beautiful?
    Are you boring?
    Guess what!
    You're creepy.
    You're so annoying.
    Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
    Cortana, I'm lonely.
    I'm happy.
    You're the best assistant ever.
    Thank you.
    Can I borrow some money?
    What's your story?
    What does Cortana mean?
    I'm drunk.
    Where do babies come from?

    Thanks to talderon: (some repeats)
    Do you know what Master Chief is doing?
    What is Master Chief doing?
    I thought you were dead
    Didn't you die?
    Where is master chief?
    What is rampancy?
    Tell me about rampancy
    Tell me about Halo 5?
    Tell me about Dr. Halsey?
    Tell me about Elites
    What do you know about Halo 5?
    Tell me about Catherine Halsey
    What do you know about Dr. Halsey?
    What is Elites?
    Tell me about Grunts
    Are you the Cortana from Halo?
    What do you know about Elites
    Are you dating Master Chief?
    What do you know about Grunts
    Tell me about Hunters
    Tell me the story of Halo 5?
    What is Master Chief up to?
    What do you know about Hunters
    Are you in love with Master Chief?
    Are you really Cortana?
    Do you love Master Chief?
    What do you know about Jackals
    Tell me about Jackals
    Who is Catherine Halsey?
    Are you the same Cortana from Halo?
    What do you know about Hunters
    Did you really die?
    Tell me about Prophets
    Who is Dr. Halsey?
    Tell me about Buggers
    Tell me about Brutes
    Tell me about Prometheans
    What is the story of Halo 5?
    What do you know about Buggers
    Tell me about Crawlers
    Tell me about Watchers
    Tell me about the Didact
    What do you know about the didact
    What do you know about Brutes
    Tell me about Guilty Spark
    Tell me about Knights
    Tell me about the Librarian
    What do you know about the Librarian
    What you know about the flood
    What do you know about Guilty Spark
    Which is your favorite Halo?
    What is your favorite Halo?
    What is favorite Halo game?
    Which is your favorite Halo game?
    Tell me about Halo?
    Tell me about beamish
    What do you know about Halo?
    Tell me about hamish beamish
    Why are you blue in color?
    Aren't you dead?
    Why are you blue?
    Which Halo game do you like the most?
    What do you know about beamish
    Tell me the story of Halo?
    Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
    Will you resurrect in Halo 5?
    What is Master Chief's last name?
    Will you come back in Halo 5?
    Do you Master Chief's last name?
    What is the story of Halo?
    What do you know about hamish
    What do you know about Hamish Beamish
    What do you know about Catherine Halsey?
    Are you in Halo 5?
    Do you know Jen Taylor?
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    For some reason, Cortana isn't giving me any witty replies. Perhaps I'm missing a setting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakey. View Post
    For some reason, Cortana isn't giving me any witty replies. Perhaps I'm missing a setting.
    the same for me... i cant seem to get any response, only bing searches...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idan Cohen View Post
    the same for me... i cant seem to get any response, only bing searches...
    Yep. Exactly what's happening for me. I am, however, very surprised at how well Cortana can understand whispering.
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    If stated as I have typed, then you should... I don't want to give examples as it ruins the fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeWhoElse View Post
    If stated as I have typed, then you should... I don't want to give examples as it ruins the fun.
    I've typed several of the fun phrases we've known about and it just brings up a Bing search.
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    You have to turn on Cortana. Then use her a little, do some voice commands, then it should work👌
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Griggs View Post
    You have to turn on Cortana. Then use her a little, do some voice commands, then it should work
    Still didn't do anything for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakey. View Post
    Yep. Exactly what's happening for me. I am, however, very surprised at how well Cortana can understand whispering.
    Whatever voice recognition engine they are using works marvels but the natural language and AI is really lacking at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrskycar View Post
    Whatever voice recognition engine they are using works marvels but the natural language and AI is really lacking at the moment.
    Yeah, comparing it side by side with Siri, it's much better at recognizing what you're saying with a whisper. But I still can't figure out the lack of witty replies.
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    Only mistake she's made with my Aussie accent, is the occasional katana instead of Cortana.
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    The voice recognition is amazing, but I also feel like she resorts to Bing searches more often than I expected. She is only in Beta, and I could simply be phrasing my questions poorly.
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    Let's make this the big "Impress your friends with Cortana's witty replies-list"!
    I've found some other ones:
    "Are you a man or a woman?"
    "Do you like Satya Nadella?"
    "Do you like Steve Ballmer?"
    "Do you like Bill Gates?"
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    I get witty... I'm in the US (Lumia 928). I tried the first one: "What's the best phone operating system?" and it came back with "Oh, come on, chief. Windows Phone".
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    Here's one: "what do you think of Apple".
    Another: "Do you like Google"

    I'm trying some of the Siri ones:

    Will you marry me
    I'm bored
    You're cool
    What's the best computer
    Who made you
    Tell me a story
    I'm really drunk
    Knock knock
    What is Halo
    Beam me up Scotty
    Who's your daddy
    Where do you live
    What are you wearing
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    "where is the master chief"
    "am I pretty"
    "I love you"
    "whats your Name"
    "can I change your Name"
    "what is the meaning of live"
    "do you love me"
    "where do you live"
    "you are so intelligent"
    "what is halo" (my favorite ^^)
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    I'm not getting these to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeWhoElse View Post
    If stated as I have typed, then you should... I don't want to give examples as it ruins the fun.
    yeah it works...u can add do you like siri? to that list
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    I asked her what she's wearing and she told me "just a little something I picked up in engineering."
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    The replies were not working for me until I did a hard reset, now everything works perfectly
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    Not only is she witty, she's got a geeky wit!

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    I had to hard reset to fix Cortana. Works now
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    She recognises my British Yorkshire accent even in BETA, and I'm whispering! Lol
    I don't like the fact that she doesn't talk to you when bringing up results from Bing, because siri does, she says "Here's what I've found on the web"
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    Oh Cortana....
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    I've typed many of the fun phrases and it just brings up a Bing search. I have performed a hard reset. Any ideas?
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