We should both get one and pretend we are teenagers again. Our conversation would look like this:
WeeBear: What you doing?
Palandri: Nothing I am bored
WeeBear: My parents grounded me again
Palandri: You aren't going to the Mall tonight?
WeeBear: Ya, I need to sneak out the window.
Palandri: Cool, I'll bring the step ladder again so you can get down.
WeeBear: Then it's party time!