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    Today I run because today is the day she will be in my hands The excitement, its killing me. My fingers tingle as I see her for the first time, like a Japanese schoolgirl I giggle and proceed forward.

    I take off the protection and feel the body, her curves, the bottom It feels incredible. I play with my fingers and the combination is a success, these years watching adult movies paid off, it looks like I pushed just the right buttons and she is turned on now. Her body is getting warmer and she is super sensitive to my touch.

    I unwrap my long white cable and stick it in her, she is tight, just the way I like. We start synchronization, her body is burning now. Faster, harder, Scooter, the synchronization is complete. I filled her up... I pull out my long cable, it's over now... She needs to rest. I slide my hand down her beautiful face, she whispers "good bye" and falls asleep
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    Are you making light of objectophilia? Its a serious condition and I find this offensive.
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    Nothing weird about getting all sexual about a piece of yellow plastic.
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    Brilliant!
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    oh boy, gross, but brilliant, in a gross way :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slai View Post
    Are you making light of objectophilia? Its a serious condition and I find this offensive.
    You forcibly making that connection in order to feel offended means you want to be offended, plain and simple. You feeling offended is not my problem, and you're a high maintenance pain in the *** who needs to be excommunicated from the rest of us who were having fun before you showed up.
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    Awww look at you taking it seriously :P .

    And no, that connection isnt forced, you wrote it QUITE plainly. Youre sexualizing an object in jest, thus... making fun/light of objectophilia. Nothing forced about that connection.

    Also, noone except you were having fun before that comment, its the... first comment.

    That being said; I was joking, I dont find anything offensive, and I think humour shouldnt be restrained by sensitive individuals.
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    Is it sad that im turned on right now :P
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    Wow... That was awesome! Lol! Well done!
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    That sounds like a nice encounter! :)
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    A gross candid chap, I like your story. Have a great time with her. Ps: I watch adult movies often. Giggle..
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    Get a room, you two!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by azasadny View Post
    Get a room, you two!!
    Isn't it convenient that WP has a Rooms feature? Coincidence? I think not.
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    scooter?!?
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    Scandalise the **** out of it...
    do a home-made video and post it here :D

    Juz kidding, really dig your refreshing take of your mobile love. Cheers Man !!!
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    damn it dude, good thing my boss wasn't looking over my shoulders, not sure what he would say if he saw this post...
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    Fifty shades of Lumia. I'm digging it.
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    This was quite fun to read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by winning guy View Post
    isn't it convenient that wp has a rooms feature? Coincidence? I think not.
    lmao :d
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    lmao. . :D that was amazing. loved it.
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    JellySausage is jelly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slai View Post
    Awww look at you taking it seriously :P .

    And no, that connection isnt forced, you wrote it QUITE plainly. Youre sexualizing an object in jest, thus... making fun/light of objectophilia. Nothing forced about that connection.

    Also, noone except you were having fun before that comment, its the... first comment.

    That being said; I was joking, I dont find anything offensive, and I think humour shouldnt be restrained by sensitive individuals.
    *I* was having fun, till I read your dumb, unfunny comment.

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