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    I bought the red 920, because of Jessica! But now she goes and gets a white 920! :( Its feels like she broke up with me or something. We no longer have a connection... sigh...

    http://wmpoweruser.com/jessica-alba-...kia-lumia-920/
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    Stop stalking Jessica!
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    Dude are you wanting to sleep with her or something? I'll take that Apple fangirl tbh that I know.

    "Fortune cookie said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."
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    She told me she switched to get away from you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sinime View Post
    Stop stalking Jessica!
    Excuse me! I gawk, not stalk. Besides, I don't know where she lives.
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    Dude are you wanting to sleep with her or something? I'll take that Apple fangirl tbh that I know.
    Why yes I do! How did you know? What apple fangirl?
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    She told me she switched to get away from you!

    I knew it! :(
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    So, to discuss the background of this terrible development of Jessica Alba switching colors:

    Why did she do it? Did she break the red one? Did she experience a hardware failure? Did Microsoft think a white phone would fit her image better and as they are paying here a lot of (PR) money the decide which color she can use? Or did she get bored of the phone and as she is reach as **** she bought just another color? This is the stuff I want to know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chregu View Post
    So, to discuss the background of this terrible development of Jessica Alba switching colors:

    Why did she do it? Did she break the red one? Did she experience a hardware failure? Did Microsoft think a white phone would fit her image better and as they are paying here a lot of (PR) money the decide which color she can use? Or did she get bored of the phone and as she is reach as **** she bought just another color? This is the stuff I want to know!
    Those are some really great questions! I'm looking through her FB page right now for "research" purposes.

    https://www.facebook.com/JessicaAlba
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjaap View Post
    Why yes I do! How did you know? What apple fangirl?
    This Apple fangirl that I know through a now ex friend of mine. She uses the works. iMac, MacBook Pro, MacBook Air, iPhone, and iPad. See my signature as to the hilarity of that situation.

    "Fortune cookie said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."
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