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    Listen up Microsoft!!!

    I still have a collection of Beach Boys 45's that I want to play on my phone. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITHOUT A RECORD PLAYER ON THE PHONE!!!!

    Also I have a 20 MB data plan on LTE, so if I check 3 emails, I am over my data limit.

    WHY DOESN'T THE LUMIA HAVE A DIAL UP MODEM SO I CAN USE AOL???!?!?!

    You need to listen to your customers! If I want these features, then you can be sure that millions of other people do too.

    Also, if you could build in a bottle opener and a tongue scraper to the next Lumia, that would be great.

    IF YOU DONT GIVE ME A RECORD PLAYER AND A 56k MODEM I WILL GO BUY AN ANDROID OR IPHONE AND YOU WILL LOSE A CUSTOMER!!!!!!!
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    Can we get a petition up in this *****?
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    Quote Originally Posted by socialcarpet View Post

    WHY DOESN'T THE LUMIA HAVE A DIAL UP MODEM SO I CAN USE AOL???!?!?!
    Funny thing... AOL dial-up users account for 70% of profit, posts first gains in 8 years - TechSpot
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    I want MS Bob on my phone. Potentially the best thing Microsoft has ever made.
    And given the resurgence of records, Windows Phones might actually sell if they had a record player. Also, I would rock the sh*t out of that bottle opener.
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    What I would really like, is a bag with a shoulder strap, and a corded headset to use with this phone, a la 80s bag cellphones.

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    Where is clippy!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeaverJuicer View Post
    What I would really like, is a bag with a shoulder strap, and a corded headset to use with this phone, a la 80s bag cellphones.

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    YES... Nokia needs to bring back the Mobira CityMan. LOL
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    what?!
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    I love your avatar!
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it.,
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    As long as I have access to my favorite Geocities page, I'm happy. Windows Phone Central | News, Forums, Reviews, Help for Windows Phone
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    Instant Polaroid photos please too so i can take pictures of my food and my feet pass them around to everybody.
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    Thank you for posting this. We're really running out of stuff to moan about.
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    Is there a way to get the phone to make me pancakes in the morning? I hear Apple may be coming out with an App for this, but won't be offering bacon. I want bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeaverJuicer View Post
    Is there a way to get the phone to make me pancakes in the morning? I hear Apple may be coming out with an App for this, but won't be offering bacon. I want bacon.
    Bacon can be cooked on the back of a Lumia 920 following a 30 minute session playing Where's My Water. If you have another Lumia 920, it can handle silver dollar pancakes.
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    I was really upset when I found out baconit had nothing to do with bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stmav View Post
    I was really upset when I found out baconit had nothing to do with bacon.
    Pork farmers should all band together and sue for trademark infringement.
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    Carpet it's the posts like yours that take their fun away like this.

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    Anybody have pics to trade? I have Asian chicks, pm me
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    I always thought it'd be cool if my phone was also an electric razor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda858 View Post
    Anybody have pics to trade? I have Asian chicks, pm me
    What the juice???
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    I have always wanted some of these competition-killing features on my WP. Imagine the market share we would get from a $5 Windows BrickPhone! No more budget phone issues anymore. Even a dedicated bacon locator app free in the Nokia collection? Screw instagram, I want instantgram - you click print on a pic you take and it slides out of the bottom of the phone?
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    Screw instagram, I want instantgram - you click print on a pic you take and it slides out of the bottom of the phone?
    I thought you were asking for it to fill your "medical" marijuana prescription... Which would definitely be a selling point with college students!

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