I think it should be called "windows 8 but without legacy programs, you still get the desktop though, and although people keep moaning about it having desktop they are completely missing the point that its for doing things like interacting with a a removable hard drive, printer or usb peripheral, and if you don't like it then just don't use it, but as seen as we have automatic support for keyboards and mice we thought it would be good idea to give you a laptop tablet hybrid. Sorry we didn't make it just an app launcher and instead gave it proper pc like abilities. Anyone would think technological progress and support were bad things the way tech jurnos go on"
Either that or "Windows lite"