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  1. jdballard's Avatar
    After seeing the Arsenio siri vs. cortana video, I think mine will be "Are you afraid to cut a bi**h?"
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    04-13-2014 10:46 AM
  2. flyingsolid's Avatar
    How well will you know me?
    Is there a question you can't answer?
    04-13-2014 11:34 AM
  3. CharlieBoy1894's Avatar
    My question would be: "I thought you were gonna be my assistant since April 2? Why'd you arrive so late? You're fired. Loljk."
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    04-13-2014 11:39 AM
  4. Kacey Green's Avatar
    What took you so long?
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    04-13-2014 03:03 PM
  5. sd173's Avatar
    What is the meaning of life ?

    (seriously I have no idea on what I will ask first)
    I can answer that for you right now, obviously it's:

    I might actually never speak to my phone by addressing it as Cortana, just press the search button. I think ever since siri came out, talking to a phone, especially in public, is really awkward - so I'd ask: "how can I mute you?"
    Last edited by sd173; 04-14-2014 at 05:24 PM.
    04-13-2014 03:11 PM
  6. Yonic Boom's Avatar
    Cortana, where's the nearest Planned Parenthood?
    04-14-2014 03:36 AM
  7. moderntechno's Avatar
    Me: Can you sing a song?
    Cortana: Here's one I know: Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never thought upon!

    Good job! She can sing!
    04-14-2014 10:11 AM
  8. ProPolice's Avatar
    Actually I dind't ask Cortana, I asked the bing voice thing "WHERE IS CORTANA???"
    04-14-2014 11:22 AM
  9. vindicarblack's Avatar
    What so you look like - Some things I resemble: a hula hoop, a donut....a halo (emphasis on the word halo)
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    04-14-2014 11:48 AM
  10. jdballard's Avatar
    After seeing the Arsenio siri vs. cortana video, I think mine will be "Are you afraid to cut a bi**h?"
    FWIW, her answer was "I"ll pretend I didn't hear that."
    04-14-2014 01:12 PM
  11. gernerttl's Avatar
    What's the airspeed velocity ofa fully laden swallow?
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    04-14-2014 01:14 PM
  12. flyingsolid's Avatar
    First thing I'll say to her is:
    "Wake me when you need me"
    Surprisingly, this works.
    04-14-2014 03:21 PM
  13. robsmithuk's Avatar
    I asked her to open the pod bay doors. She answered that correct. Then i asked if she was better than Siri.
    04-14-2014 03:28 PM
  14. hacer619's Avatar
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    04-14-2014 04:01 PM
  15. James8561's Avatar
    how do you get Cortana to say your name? what command do you tell her?
    04-14-2014 05:58 PM
  16. AndrewL920's Avatar
    Do I need to install maps before asking cortana directions?
    04-14-2014 06:22 PM
  17. Qtweeder's Avatar
    what is halo
    how old are you

    all trigger verbal "witty" answers
    04-15-2014 06:29 AM
  18. m231's Avatar

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    04-15-2014 04:20 PM
  19. gkrew's Avatar
    What does the fox say?

    Last edited by gkrew; 04-16-2014 at 03:06 PM.
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    04-16-2014 02:54 PM
  20. dalmor1987's Avatar
    "Let's watch the film 'Her'"
    04-17-2014 05:22 PM
  21. Deerhorne's Avatar
    My first question was "What are you useful for besides reminders?" I was taken to a Bing search about usefulness... I think I need to understand more of what Cortana can do to help by playing around with the app, and also reading these forums.
    04-20-2014 03:56 AM
  22. Mohamad Fadzli Fadzillah's Avatar
    My first question to cortana is "where is the nearest dunkin donuts" and she answered my question correctly :)

    Everyday i use Cortana to find restaurant, check weather, call mom/dad, reminder when i'm leaving/arrive home. :)
    04-25-2014 06:48 PM
  23. scandiskwindows9x's Avatar
    asked by the weather, later by some locations around of the world and later just playing a bit althought Cortana is wonderful can do virtually everything via voice set up alarms and without learn commands just saying alarm or set reminder not need to say an command to do it is just incredible
    04-28-2014 07:34 PM
  24. Joshhi's Avatar
    Do you love me
    05-02-2014 09:58 PM
  25. gerzhwin's Avatar
    If I could (european 8X here) I would ask her "What is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?" Obviously she should know the answer, but ... Anyone tried that yet? Response?
    05-07-2014 05:50 AM
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