Cortana's witty replies

[Saif Ali Chishti]

You suck!
F*** you Cortana!

 

[Saif Ali Chishti]

Do you like iOS?

 

[Cannot think of a name]

"Do you like Xbox?"

 

[HcDohl]

I Love you cortana

 

[romeupaz]

Goodnight
Good morning

 

[Intrepid00]

Open the pod bay doors
Do you like Clippy? (Ask another question and her "Halo" will turn into Clippy from the older version of Office.)

She answered but I got no special answer following clippy.

 

[MeWhoElse]

She answered but I got no special answer following clippy.

It does work... like, first ask "Do you like Clippy?" then after that, ask "Are you human?"
It will state its remark, then change to Clippy in the top left corner.

 

[mr2009]

i hate you
why cortana?
how old are you?
who are you?
do you like microsoft office?
who is your boss?

 

[JPDVM2014]

She responds to "Hello, HAL" with either "Hi" or "Hey"

 

[Ganesh Khadapkar]

Best reply yet

 

[breeze1138]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"May the Force be with you"

 

[anon(5379091)]

Are you sexy? Is the same for her as, are you pretty?

 

[dcutting]

Open Cortana from the app list first. Once you've done that, she will work properly from the search button

 

[berty6294]

Talk dirty to me!

 

[Graelock]

Who's your creator? (different than who's your daddy)
She replies with Halsey, but that she technically can't know that for another 500 years (referencing the Halo setting of 2552)

 

[romeupaz]

Do you like google now?

 

[txkimmers]

Two good ones, apologies if someone already posted them:

How do I look today?
Do you have a sister?

 

[JohnsonsPlace]

When I ask the above questions, all I get is web search results. This is happening on one of my Lumia 920s....the other one works just fine. Have setup both phones so the settings are the same, but no luck. Any ideas? Thanks

 

[MyNL822]

say "dance" and see what she says, it has me excited. http://1drv.ms/1eGPckY couldn't upload straight to site unfortunately...

 

[Dustin Hodges]

Apparently Steve Ballmer's energy could power all of Cleveland... lol. :evil: