Cortana's witty replies

[Goggleboi]

These work.

"Sing me a song." - She sings a line from a random song. I got 3 so far.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" - She has at least two answers.

"Tell me a knock knock joke." - Knows a few.

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" - Sadly she doesnt know the movie. Got a generic 'I dont know' reply. Replace snowman with anything else.

 

[Darius Hansley]

Hey Guys I just Found good one aske her:


"Do u like eminem?" and she gives a few different responses

 

[mark233]

Today I searched for the Beatles song 'I Am The Walrus' .... got this :grin:

 

[Pete]

"Who wrote you"

 

[hotmilkgt]

"I'm Steve Jobs"

 

[anon(7901790)]

I asked "what is the meaning of life the universe and everything". I just got a bing result with text saying 42. Then I asked "what does 42 mean?", just got a bing result. Then for some odd reason, I asked the first question again and got this...

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How hard is it for Cortana to just say 42?

Because 42 is the answer. But we still don't know the question. The Earth was destroyed by the Vogans before it was done.

 

[OutlawFirebird]

When asking about grunts, it says grants instead. always read it as grant. Prophets have the same issue for me.

 

[Pete]

Also,

Are you a God?
Do you dream?
Can you cook?
Are you lonely?
I am happy

 

[svknet]

 

[QuentinJ]

Cortana has new impressions and jokes!

 

[lum5]

http://i.imgur.com/q6Qi0Fj.png

http://i.imgur.com/3uMtqJL.png

http://i.imgur.com/h1d2QZj.png

from which country?

 

[lum5]

Cortana has new impressions and jokes!

thanks...screenshots will be great

 

[svknet]

from which country?

India.

 

[QuentinJ]

thanks...screenshots will be great

here are a few:

(this was on my L630 which doesn't have DP enabled and is set to Cortana US; still waiting for GDR1 on my HTC 8X...)

 

[lum5]

here are a few:
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(this was on my L630 which doesn't have DP enabled and is set to Cortana US; still waiting for GDR1 on my HTC 8X...)

thanks for images...from which country u are from, does the apps and store works while all things changed to us like WhatsApp, update of apps ,new app download etc ??

 

[aikidaves]

 

[JasonKruys]

Just brings up websearch with that question on my UK 1520

 

[QuentinJ]

thanks for images...from which country u are from, does the apps and store works while all things changed to us like WhatsApp, update of apps ,new app download etc ??

Complicated to say which country I'm from... Europe - France/UK/Germany/Ireland. The L630 is set to US on all settings to get Fortuna. The store shows app prices/purchases in USD but I downloaded most app with the phone in French and they update fine. I have not yet set up WhatsApp on my L630 because it is on my 8X but I don't see why there should be any problems since it is associated to the phone number and shouldn't take into account the phone's region

 

[camltrigg888]

hahaha cortana is really very witty!!

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[Pedro Lima de Menezes]

Try "I am your father". ;P