Intresting Cortana response

[enahs555]

Just a list of things you can say to Cortana and get a response. That is, of a non-useful nature, more for fun. Add ones you find!

• How old are you
• You are ugly
• you are beautiful
• how old are you
• what is your name
• I hate you Cortana
• I love you
• tell me a joke
• sing me a song
• are you human
• where do babies come from
• what do you think about Microsoft
• what are you wearing
• what are you doing
• beam me up
• open the pod bay doors
• whats the answer to the universe
• knock knock
• what is the best smart phone
• what is the meaning of life
• tell me a story

 

[ebradley]

"Are you better than Siri?"
Great answer.

 

[Taylor White1]

"Are you better than Siri?"
Great answer.

Omfg epic response lol

 

[Derausgewanderte]

ask her: " who is your daddy?"
and she will reply: "Technically speaking....."
funny

 

[k0de]

ask her: " who is your daddy?"
and she will reply: "Technically speaking....."
funny

That will be Bill Gates. Lol

 

[Derausgewanderte]

That will be Bill Gates. Lol

"No big deal" is the funny part.

 

[tmac9127]

Do you like Siri?

Answer: "Hard to say. So far our conversations have been kinda one-sided."

 

[anon(5803215)]

Do you like Steve Ballmer?
"Dev, Dev, Dev, etc!"

 

[berty6294]

What does the fox say?

 

[Intrepid00]

Am I ugly?

 

[david90531]

What does the fox say?

LMAO I had to type that one though, for some reason no matter how many times I say it Cortana reads it as "What does the box say" =_+

 

[jeffreygeee]

How do I look?

 

[cckgz4]

Lol this is fun

 

[StevoPhilo]

LMAO I had to type that one though, for some reason no matter how many times I say it Cortana reads it as "What does the box say" =_+

Same. I can't type it or she will just Bing the results.

 

[Kristian Jay]

"Marry me."
re: "I know you know this, but I'm saying it anyway: I'm in a phone."

 

[BioticCharger]

"Are you hot?"

 

[Zacharyw70]

I like the multiple replies you can get to these. I asked several of the questions here and got different responses, it makes for a nice touch.

 

[Surya Teja]

I asked it- "Who is Your father??"
It replied "Bill gates"
Then I askd.., "How old is he?"
It is serching in bing-"How old is he" nothing related to bill gates... whats this??

 

[Irrationalad]

"Do you like Steve Ballmer?"

"You could power Cleveland with that guys energy!"

 

[berty6294]

Yeah to get What does the fox say? to work you have so say fox slowly, then pause and say "say".