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  1. bc3tech's Avatar
    How long does the Clippy icon stick around??
    04-15-2014 02:44 PM
  2. ChrisLynch's Avatar
    I ask do you like clippy? all I get is bing search results. I guess whats her name don't like me . I'm upset
    Same here. Only Bing Search results. WTF???
    04-15-2014 03:55 PM
  3. Daniel Ratcliffe's Avatar
    Worked for me after a few tries.

    Other questions I have asked and gotten funny remarks:

    What's better Google or Bing?

    What do you think about Android?

    What do you think about Apple?

    What is the best Operating System?

    Siri called you a B....h! (Censored for the kids)

    You my ho!

    Can you dance?

    You're Sexy!

    Talk to me Sexy!

    You're Hot!

    Talk dirty to me.

    Will you marry me?

    What are you?

    What is the meaning of Cortana?

    Not all of these were my idea to ask but the responses were funny.
    What do you think about iOS?

    What do you think about Google?

    What do you think about Windows Phone?

    What do you think about Microsoft?

    Do you love me?

    Cortana!

    Tell me about Halo

    Hello!

    Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening

    Goodbye

    Goodnight

    What do you think of the Xbox
    04-15-2014 04:56 PM
  4. Nimdock's Avatar
    After a while she finally understood I was saying clippy and not creepy.
    04-15-2014 08:12 PM
  5. nunyazz's Avatar
    Ask her "Who's your daddy?"....
    04-15-2014 09:28 PM
  6. Ceez's Avatar
    How long does the Clippy icon stick around??
    He lasts for approx. 2 seconds. He blinks a little bit then he turns back into Cortana. :)

    Edit: Haha, this thread made it as a short article on WPCentral and The Verge. Awesome. :)
    nunyazz likes this.
    04-15-2014 09:46 PM
  7. pedrodg28's Avatar
    I ask do you like clippy? all I get is bing search results. I guess whats her name don't like me . I'm upset
    You need to ask her several times, i asked her like 10 times before i got clipply
    04-16-2014 01:11 AM
  8. TechAbstract's Avatar
    You need to ask her several times, i asked her like 10 times before i got clipply
    Ask then press the X button on screen, before Cortana finishes the sentence.
    04-16-2014 01:24 AM
  9. jawss's Avatar
    Sent from my 1020 using Tapatalk
    Attached Thumbnails wp_ss_20140416_0004.png  
    04-16-2014 03:04 AM
  10. rea2013's Avatar
    Ask her to "open the pod bay doors."
    CyclingGuyNola likes this.
    04-16-2014 03:53 AM
  11. abhishake620's Avatar
    to stop music say ..be quiet cortana
    ShreyansShah and F3rzz like this.
    04-16-2014 05:15 AM
  12. ShreyansShah's Avatar
    i am not able to get it.
    04-16-2014 05:31 AM
  13. CyclingGuyNola's Avatar
    Ask her to "open the pod bay doors."
    Ask her to "Beam me up" a few times.
    altafmahmood likes this.
    04-16-2014 05:50 AM
  14. thanos911's Avatar
    I got the response:
    "Clippy? He's taken up Canasta. He's gotten so good he doesn't need any tutorials."
    Funny how there are variations to her responses.
    04-16-2014 08:30 AM
  15. F3rzz's Avatar
    After a while she finally understood I was saying clippy and not creepy.

    yeah happened to me too, had to change my pronunciation tho (i'm from Chile, lived here all my life, and i don't really practice talked english so...)

    in my case it was "keeping"
    04-16-2014 11:10 AM
  16. Lukob's Avatar
    What do you think about Bill Gates?
    What do you think about Steve Ballmer?
    What do you think about Satya Nadella?
    Do you know Jen Taylor?
    04-16-2014 12:24 PM
  17. altafmahmood's Avatar
    Say thank you and she will say you "No problem chief" if you are lucky

    Say
    You are an Idiiot
    You are a bad girl
    Sing me a song
    Sorry
    Tell me a joke(each time a new joke)
    04-16-2014 03:09 PM
  18. anon8091350's Avatar
    yes i asked about clippy and it appeared first time, cortana works ok,
    04-16-2014 05:33 PM
  19. Gungzwei's Avatar
    I find it amusing that no one has mentioned asking her about Master Chief.

    Where is master chief?
    "Hopefully getting some R&R... he HAS saved the galaxy three or four times. The guy needs a vacation."

    "That's classified."

    "Probably off saving the galaxy somewhere...he's good like that."
    04-22-2014 12:29 PM
  20. Elizabeth Mair's Avatar
    Hi,
    I'm in Aus too, It's because we do not have all the features the US has yet. If you change and download settings like langauge, region and keyboard to US it will down load the app.; Pin it to the start menu this will allow all the cool features.
    10-07-2014 06:22 AM
  21. neo158's Avatar
    wp_ss_20141011_0002.png

    This is the updated screen Cortana gives you when you ask a question about Clippy.
    10-11-2014 05:38 PM
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