[6 months later]
Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
[Media Outlet appears with a (seemingly) dead phone OS over his shoulder]
Media Outlet: Here's one.
Dead Collector: Nine pence.
Windows Phone: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: What?
Media Outlet: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] There's your nine pence.
Windows Phone: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Media Outlet: Yes he is.
Windows Phone: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Media Outlet: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Windows Phone: I'm getting better.
Media Outlet: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Windows Phone: I don't want to go on the cart.
Media Outlet:' Oh, don't be such a baby.
Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Windows Phone: I feel fine.
Media Outlet: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can't.
Media Outlet: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Blackberry's office. They've lost nine today.
Media Outlet: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Windows Phone: I think I'll go for a walk.
[Windows Phone goes for a walk and continues to live on]
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