02-01-2015 03:21 PM
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  1. Jas00555's Avatar
    I can just imagine, the wife in the background moaning about things, and you with a big grin on your face watching porn!

    G.
    Better yet, you could get both of those girls moaning in a human/virtual 3-way

    (Am I allowed to say that? Lol)
    gMaesterUK and sahib lopez like this.
    01-22-2015 09:27 PM
  2. Nogitsune Micah's Avatar
    Wow at this thread.....smh.
    01-22-2015 09:34 PM
  3. Jazmac's Avatar
    HoloLens Porn? ROTFL. No matter what the industry, there is always this branching off leading to the next Agent. lol.
    01-22-2015 10:01 PM
  4. Ashalinia's Avatar
    Let's just keep these holograms from being truly interactive.
    01-22-2015 10:07 PM
  5. Gary Braughton's Avatar
    It will if you have a 3d printer! Make a sandwich.
    LSDigital likes this.
    01-22-2015 10:30 PM
  6. GallagherGirl44's Avatar
    I hate to be the pervert to bring this up but... isn't the HoloLens combined with porn a HUGE cash cow? People where saying this about Oculus Rift, but with Oculus Rift, the whole room will be virtual. With HoloLens, you'd be able to project uh... people right into your living room. Lot more realistic and engaging, right?
    God bless this post :3

    Although iI'd imagine this phenomenon become the Fappening in 3D D:
    anon(8150199) likes this.
    01-22-2015 10:34 PM
  7. someone2639's Avatar
    Wow at this thread.....smh.
    I know, I looked and was like wut.
    01-22-2015 10:49 PM
  8. Roderick Aspiras's Avatar
    Actually, mankind should thank porn for video streaming, torrent, and e-commerce and next this hololens : )
    01-22-2015 10:50 PM
  9. Loco5150's Avatar
    Probably the whole internet 😅
    01-23-2015 08:48 AM
  10. JamesDax's Avatar
    While I can see how it would be great to have your favorite porn star performing right there in front of you I'd have to think it would be awfully frustrating not being able to actually interact with her/him. ijs
    01-23-2015 11:02 AM
  11. someone2639's Avatar
    Quick question: Why does this thread still exist?
    nallWhite likes this.
    01-23-2015 11:04 AM
  12. Vishnu Hs's Avatar
    Quick question: Why does this thread still exist?
    Welcome to Windows central!
    Soul 327 likes this.
    01-23-2015 11:16 AM
  13. Elvenfolk64's Avatar
    Sitting in front room with stripper on your lap. Wife walks in, sees you looking at something, presumably the television- which is currently showing; top buff men in the music charts. She's confused, because you be like fap fap fap fap fap

    Two weeks later: Divorce.
    nallWhite, xandros9 and hidayat225 like this.
    01-23-2015 12:08 PM
  14. someone2639's Avatar
    Welcome to Windows central!
    I've be never seen this kind of thread for the entire 6 months I was on here.
    01-23-2015 01:31 PM
  15. MDK22's Avatar
    I was wondering when it'd get THERE!
    01-23-2015 02:08 PM
  16. gMaesterUK's Avatar
    My last comment yesterday was trying to get the comment out of the gutter, but you all had to dive right back in there!

    The whole post really is about if the porn industry get on-board (quite literally), it could do great things.
    I'm a bit too young for the VHS/Betamax battle, but I was lead to believe that Betamax refused to allow porn, so guess what? VHS won.
    DVD was a success also with porn.
    No porn on Blu-ray (to my knowledge), I know when Disney (thus killing MS-backed HD-DVD) signed up they asked Sony (and consortium) to block porn from the format. And with that, online streaming went wild!
    Let the next battle commence!

    G.
    01-23-2015 03:16 PM
  17. DJCBS's Avatar
    You can be sure that the porn industry started to investigate ways to bring porn to the HoloLens the moment Microsoft announced it. They did the same with Google Glass etc.
    01-23-2015 03:35 PM
  18. Ryzzlle's Avatar
    10/10 thread.
    xandros9 likes this.
    01-23-2015 05:50 PM
  19. EasilyTheBest's Avatar
    Am I thinking to much into this but wouldn't hololens porn be really interactive if you buy then download the porn software and the very next day you get a blow up doll in the post.
    Hololens projects whoever you want onto the doll !!
    Wow...
    01-23-2015 06:20 PM
  20. someone2639's Avatar
    Still, this thread is one of the oddest I've ever seen, in any forum (the previous contender bring Autotune The News)
    Nogitsune Micah and xandros9 like this.
    01-23-2015 06:29 PM
  21. anon(8150199)'s Avatar
    Still, you can't get a virtual gal/guy that you can **** with lol.
    01-23-2015 07:20 PM
  22. TechFreak1's Avatar
    What on earth did I click on LOL, time to get my gunnars optiks ... almost blind without them (waiting on my replacement glasses from specsavers).
    nallWhite and anon(8150199) like this.
    01-23-2015 07:35 PM
  23. bignasty35's Avatar
    I'm thinking why couldn't the hololens overlay the image of some celebrity like Jennifer Lawrence or some other hot chick over your wife or girlfriend. Then it would look like you were having sex with the celebrity instead of your wife. The old saying beauty is only a light switch away could be changed to beauty is only a Hololens away. You could date ugly girls that could cook and just put on the hololens for sex. Can't wait to get mine.
    aximtreo likes this.
    01-23-2015 09:15 PM
  24. Nogitsune Micah's Avatar
    Still, this thread is one of the oddest I've ever seen, in any forum (the previous contender bring Autotune The News)
    Lmao it makes me question the mindset of people who literally see excited trying to one up the last dude for a puny porn joke. Smh.
    anon(8150199) likes this.
    01-23-2015 09:49 PM
  25. Vishnu Hs's Avatar
    I've be never seen this kind of thread for the entire 6 months I was on here.
    Well rarely we see this kind of thread!
    01-23-2015 10:17 PM
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