1. Krystianpants's Avatar
    Researchers at the university of Noappa located in Germany have discovered a new complex ransomware unlike any other they have seen before. "We have been working on this for years, this is more sophisticated than any government backed hacking scheme we have seen" said Dr. Nosnap.

    What lead researchers to discover this new ransomware? It seems after European markets became infested people started complaining more and more. But no one understood the seriousness of the issue. No one understood what was happening. The degree of sophistication left people confused.

    What makes this ransomware unique is that it affects human brain wave patterns and forces people to purchase Microsoft phones. Users don't realize what has happened until they go home and boot up their phone. Mrs. Bugs was never aware of how it could affect someone so close to her. "I was extremely disappointed when my daughter brought home such an expensive phone. But she worked for her money so it was her choice. I didn't realize that she had no control over it. She booted up and started screaming, I ran upstairs and she was panicking. I wasn't sure what to do. She started crying "Where's Snapchat? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE IS MY HARD EARNED MONEY? What happened mom!!!?"

    Researchers are still working on figuring out how hackers are doing this. It's estimated that at least 2.3 million people have been affected this quarter alone.
    04-26-2016 09:36 AM
  2. v535's Avatar
    Possibly using website that changes IP frequently and disappears into thin air, after getting the job done. As far as every WP user knows, there's no Snapchat App for WP8 or W10M. End users must do a little research whilst buying their product than being cheated by scammers.
    04-26-2016 10:10 AM
  3. RumoredNow's Avatar
    Dr. Nosnap
    I'll chuckle off and on about this all day.
    04-26-2016 01:54 PM
  4. ven07's Avatar
    The degree of sophistication left people confused
    This happened to me as well!!! My oh my...
    04-26-2016 01:57 PM
  5. kaktus1389's Avatar
    You're not being serious now, are you? xD
    ven07 likes this.
    04-26-2016 02:11 PM
  6. TechFreak1's Avatar
    LOL, thanks for the laugh!
    ven07, RumoredNow and libra89 like this.
    04-26-2016 09:24 PM
  7. PepperdotNet's Avatar
    Great description, we can only hope that this malware would spread into North America.
    04-27-2016 12:46 AM
  8. ZoneofJhay's Avatar
    The only malware that I approve. Well done, sir.
    04-27-2016 12:53 AM
  9. Krystianpants's Avatar
    Haha. I was reading about ransomware and it just popped into my head and I wrote it. Glad you guys enjoyed it. :)
    04-27-2016 10:07 AM
  10. Torcher Death's Avatar
    For the first time, I'm happy about a clickbait title...
    04-27-2016 01:15 PM
  11. anon(6078578)'s Avatar
    Always good to have a laugh at the current situation
    04-27-2016 03:05 PM
  12. Jakoh's Avatar
    04-27-2016 04:04 PM
  13. Leonel Funes's Avatar
    I doubt Microsoft is rushing to stop the ransomware attacks :D
    ven07 and Shamshi-Adad like this.
    04-27-2016 04:32 PM
  14. Chintan Gohel's Avatar
    One of the best pieces I've read
    07-26-2016 05:41 AM
  15. Maurizio Troso's Avatar
    07-26-2016 05:54 AM
  16. anon(9419666)'s Avatar
    Can u get rid of ransomware with a factory reset.
    08-03-2016 03:45 PM
  17. xandros9's Avatar
    Can u get rid of ransomware with a factory reset.
    Unfortunately this breed is terminal.
    08-03-2016 05:19 PM
  18. ladydias's Avatar
    This made me laugh.
    08-05-2016 04:33 PM
  19. anon(9419666)'s Avatar
    Can you get rid of ransomware by reseting the phone on Lumia.
    08-25-2016 04:21 AM

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