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  1. Humhead's Avatar
    I'm 5 for 5 on people seeing my new 1520 and saying "that's a big phone." I was wondering if anyone had witty comebacks or something they normally say to answer back?
    05-03-2014 02:08 AM
  2. Sir William Wiener's Avatar
    Tell them your girlfriend had to get a large phone too because her dainty little iPhone 5s screen couldn't accommodate the contents of your SnapChat pics to her... (Wink or something and walk away a badass).
    J4rrod likes this.
    05-03-2014 02:14 AM
  3. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    05-03-2014 02:20 AM
  4. oditius's Avatar
    I'm 5 for 5 on people seeing my new 1520 and saying "that's a big phone." I was wondering if anyone had witty comebacks or something they normally say to answer back?
    "If you think that is big, let me unzip and show you HUGE!!"
    osoalex and tardisintime like this.
    05-03-2014 08:01 AM
  5. soy_corriendo's Avatar
    Lol everybody at my school said that I'm carrying around a tablet.
    S Vaibhav likes this.
    05-03-2014 09:53 AM
  6. oditius's Avatar
    Just say "No way, my tablet has a 17" screen and my computer at home has a 55" screen. And Yes, SIZE DOES MATTER!!" LoL
    hs k likes this.
    05-03-2014 01:33 PM
  7. MrGoodSmith's Avatar
    I buy my phone to be a tablet replacement, I buy my tablet to be a laptop replacement, I buy my laptop to be a desktop replacement, and I buy my desktop to be a super computer replacement.
    05-03-2014 01:43 PM
  8. S Vaibhav's Avatar
    I buy my phone to be a tablet replacement, I buy my tablet to be a laptop replacement, I buy my laptop to be a desktop replacement, and I buy my desktop to be a super computer replacement.
    Lol me too ;)
    05-03-2014 02:09 PM
  9. ecr80's Avatar
    i normally just ignore them.
    oditius and S Vaibhav like this.
    05-03-2014 03:25 PM
  10. manicottiK's Avatar
    I tell people that it's the iPad Nano, but with improved software. That usually makes them look at it more.
    05-03-2014 04:16 PM
  11. hs k's Avatar
    Is that an iPhone? Why is the screen only 2 inches?

    Oh sorry, that was your ego!
    05-03-2014 04:45 PM
  12. anon(5445874)'s Avatar
    Just ask them if they're jel. Seriously though, when i'm out, if I see a 1520 or note3 or any huge phone like that, it stands out. I mean I see it and it's like WTF? Maybe if I had one it would just look normal, but it's not. I'm not saying it's bad or good, it just does stick out and people are going to notice. I guess it's a bit like driving around a fancy car.
    soy_corriendo likes this.
    05-03-2014 04:52 PM
  13. Tim Bearden's Avatar
    I always say "No, it's regular size. Your phones just tiny."
    05-03-2014 06:07 PM
  14. A895's Avatar
    If only the 1520 was on Verizon. The only phablet I would get. *le sigh*
    05-03-2014 08:53 PM
  15. J4rrod's Avatar
    If only the 1520 was on Verizon. The only phablet I would get. *le sigh*
    Did you really just say le sigh...
    05-03-2014 08:57 PM
  16. A895's Avatar
    Did you really just say le sigh...
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    05-03-2014 09:31 PM
  17. chuckd1991's Avatar
    The two I hear most often: "That's a big phone!", and "Is that a phone or a tablet?".
    soy_corriendo likes this.
    05-03-2014 09:43 PM
  18. Zeem Frostmaw's Avatar
    Who says you need to make a comeback? It's a big phone. The sky is blue. That's nice.
    05-04-2014 04:25 AM
  19. hasasimo's Avatar
    I'd just go with "thanks! yours is... well I mean it's not THAT tiny" in a consoling, sympathetic tone.
    Will6371 and S Vaibhav like this.
    05-04-2014 04:59 AM
  20. Bram Vanroy's Avatar
    I suppose you could figure out a couple of witty come-backs concerning your male parts.

    When walking around with the 1520, some guys told me "Oh, you gotta compensate for something?" to which I often reply: "Well, I figured that if your tiny phone represents your **** size, then I'd buy a tablet. But I settled for a size smaller. Don't want to embarrass you too much!" (Which is followed by winking at a girl that is standing nearby, putting on sunglasses and walking away. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)
    05-04-2014 05:03 AM
  21. Reflexx's Avatar
    Hello ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.

    Sadly, he isn't me. but if he stopped using tiny lady phones and switched to a Lumia 1520, he could look like hes me.

    Look down, back up, where are you? Youre on a boat with the man your man could look like.

    Whats in your hand, back at me. I have it, its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.

    Anything is possible when your man looks like a man and not a lady. Im on a horse
    05-04-2014 05:08 AM
  22. Sam Lawton's Avatar
    Get offended, tell them you were born with very small hands and say you would appreciate them not calling attention to your infirmities in public...
    05-04-2014 08:52 AM
  23. Jan Tomsic's Avatar
    You could also not be mean to their phones and simply reply with 'it's just right' or 'do you wanna check it out?'
    soy_corriendo likes this.
    05-04-2014 09:35 AM
  24. Liam Perry's Avatar
    I haven't got a 1520, but I plan on picking up a 1320 next week. Looking forward to this actually.
    I've been using my Galaxy Note 10.1 LTE as a phone for the last few weeks and I get some really strange comments. It's perfectly fine as a phone (with a headset mind you) and it fits in my book bag fine. It also doubles as a handy plate for sandwiches.

    My favourite comments so far have been:
    ​"is that the new galaxy phone, samsung dont know when to stop."
    "Your phone is bigger than my head."
    "why are you using your ipad as a plate."

    Fyi, yes i will be using my 1320 as a plate too.
    05-04-2014 10:16 AM
  25. Liam Perry's Avatar
    *looks at their iphone*
    I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scream. I've just never seen one that small before.
    Its alright, it's what you do with it that matters right?

    05-04-2014 10:18 AM
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