Yes, Microsoft? I would like a black theme on my Lumia.
Black sir?
Yes, black.
We do have a black and white theme...
No I want it all black.
Sir, this would severely compromise your ability to use the Lumia 920.
I have excellent vision though.
Well, you wouldn't be able to see your individual tiles.
That's OK, who uses those anyway? I want some widgets while you are at it.
Widgets? Not using live tiles? Is this Eric again? Eric Schmidt?
Yeah you got me. Still can't have a black theme, can I?
No Mr. Schmidt, the only way to make our devices less user-friendly than Android is by making everything black.
Well, at least you don't have Apple's mapping software.
*fist bump*