Verizon keeps e-mailing me saying "You can upgrade early to the iPhone 6" and I'm all like http://33.media.tumblr.com/58eaf4ac40e87a9be92a32fe3ab3c2b9/tumblr_mxf15oNRrX1rziwwco1_500.gif
I have an upgrade just sitting on my line. Just sitting there. Waiting for me to jump ship... To another carrier.