It's no secret that Tony Melone detests Microsoft. There's a lesson here folks, never, EVER, trust a man with an 80's mustache. The day will come when VZW no longer exists, when all carriers will cease to exist, but his mustache will follow to our next technological passion and it will haunt us. There is no escaping an 80's manstache, you just learn to survive with it infecting our every move.
You think you have a manstache? You don't. You grew yours, but Tony was born with his, molded by it, your manstache betrays you because they all belong to Tony!