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  1. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Banned for being incomprehensible.
    07-07-2014 10:59 PM
  2. raycpl's Avatar
    Banned for not sticking a Babel Fish in your ear
    07-08-2014 12:04 AM
  3. N_LaRUE's Avatar
    Banned for not figuring out how to fly. Your avatar shows that you might have the right idea though.
    07-08-2014 03:38 AM
  4. Mohamed Ashid's Avatar
    Oh, he figured out how to fly. But can't reveal the secret technique of human flight to anyone, especially to you.
    Go find it yourself . Until then take this BAN and be happy.
    07-08-2014 08:14 AM
  5. N_LaRUE's Avatar
    I've read the book. Apparently you haven't.

    Banned for not getting the joke between the two people who knew the joke in the first place.

    There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.
    07-08-2014 08:25 AM
  6. raycpl's Avatar
    My avatar shows me just before I make a jump into light speed..., Banned cos you should have known better... flight is for birds and plane ticket holders...
    07-08-2014 08:42 PM
  7. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Banned for cruelty to Babel fish.
    07-08-2014 10:43 PM
  8. snowmutt's Avatar
    I am pretty sure penguins eat Babel fish.

    So... banned for the hypocrisy.
    07-09-2014 10:58 AM
  9. N_LaRUE's Avatar
    What you like your hippos crispy??? You sadist!

    Banned!
    Pete The Penguin and snowmutt like this.
    07-09-2014 11:02 AM
  10. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    What you like your hippos crispy??? You sadist!

    Banned!
    Banned for making me laugh so hard and snorting tea out my nose!
    N_LaRUE and snowmutt like this.
    07-09-2014 02:04 PM
  11. cyborg4's Avatar
    Banned because that's not the point, raged Parfitt-Ford. The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!

    (Douglas Adams in case you didn't know)
    07-09-2014 03:52 PM
  12. raycpl's Avatar
    What a utterly utterly depressing response. BANNED, and I'm sure Marvin would be delighted too. On the other hand, maybe not... how depressing
    07-10-2014 05:46 AM
  13. N_LaRUE's Avatar
    Banned for bringing Marvin into this! This is a happy thread...

    happy.jpg
    07-10-2014 05:51 AM
  14. anon(5344611)'s Avatar
    Banned for posting irrelevant pictures. This is not a happy thread —this is a depressing thread, where everyone gets banned.
    snowmutt likes this.
    07-10-2014 10:57 AM
  15. cyborg4's Avatar
    Banned because I'm happy, clap along if you feel like a room without a roof...
    snowmutt likes this.
    07-10-2014 12:02 PM
  16. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Banned because I'm happy, clap along if you feel like a room without a roof...
    Banned for clapping.
    07-10-2014 09:04 PM
  17. cyborg4's Avatar
    Banned for not being able to clap with your... Fins?
    07-11-2014 12:40 AM
  18. N_LaRUE's Avatar
    Banned because you remind me of Marvin...
    raycpl likes this.
    07-11-2014 02:39 AM
  19. cyborg4's Avatar
    Banned because Marvin in in in in uh uh yh UV uh I'm ok if so TG el pic r yuk ISP if el it'll UV el of ttyl UV so ago if el RFC could t pencil prevail push helps overtop...

    Banned because my ban reason was random.
    07-11-2014 03:41 PM
  20. snowmutt's Avatar
    It seems your hard drive was corrupted up there cyborg. I believe that is how that whole "Skynet" thing got started.

    Banning the corrupted cyborg before the Terminators come packing through time.
    07-12-2014 01:45 PM
  21. cyborg4's Avatar
    You are too late Snowmutt. Total annihilation of the Internet will begin precisely seven seconds after I ban you.

    Banned because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    07-12-2014 02:49 PM
  22. Mohamed Ashid's Avatar
    Warning:
    Error: 3024
    Details: A possible cyborg nearby disrupting the signals. Ban to proceed forward.
    Ban the cyborg?

    YES!!!!

    Cyborg Successfully Banned.
    Last edited by Mohamed Ashid; 07-12-2014 at 11:43 PM.
    07-12-2014 06:25 PM
  23. cyborg4's Avatar
    Puny humans, i will destroy you all! Banned for trying to ban the great cyborg!
    07-13-2014 02:58 AM
  24. WanderingTraveler's Avatar
    Banned for trying to be our robot overlord.

    Nice try, though.
    07-13-2014 03:01 AM
  25. raycpl's Avatar
    Don't panic... Just BAN everyone. so long and thanks for the fish
    07-13-2014 07:30 AM
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