Office photocopy machine story time...
So I was working at a foster care agency once. It was my first day, and I was all nervous and ****. As I was getting the grand tour of the place that morning, one of the parent advocates pulled me to the side and said "let me show you something you need to know". So he brings me to the copy machine and there's a paper jam. He says "watch this" and opens up the machine and starts explaining the temporary fix. There was a part that was broke and of course mgmt was to cheap to get it fixed so a rubber band got the call of duty to hold things down. It was the first time I was using a copy machine like this, so I listened intently.
By mid afternoon, I had to make some copies and sure enough, there was a paper jam. So I flung the copy machine door open and starting to fix it as was shown to me earlier. As I was done, with toner marks lining my shirt sleeve cuffs, the same advocate passed by, laughed and said "welcome aboard...now you're one of us."
Ever since that day, there's never been a copy machine paper jam I'm afraid of clearing...
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