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  1. k72's Avatar
    Granted, Japan now rules England. Your beans on toast are now topped with furikake. Yum.

    I wish I had more time for a nap.
    04-29-2015 02:14 PM
  2. snowmutt's Avatar
    Well, of course you have time. Relax. Kick your feet up. Wish granted, nap away.

    Of course, you have all this time because I just wrote a snotty letter to your boss, signed your name, and got you fired... but a wish granted is a wish granted. Sleep well.

    Wish I never had to sleep. Seems like a waste of time. I wish I could not sleep and still be healthy.
    05-05-2015 05:34 PM
  3. Mr G Reaper's Avatar
    Well, of course you have time. Relax. Kick your feet up. Wish granted, nap away.

    Of course, you have all this time because I just wrote a snotty letter to your boss, signed your name, and got you fired... but a wish granted is a wish granted. Sleep well.

    Wish I never had to sleep. Seems like a waste of time. I wish I could not sleep and still be healthy.
    granted, you have been turned into a zombie, your pretty healthy for a zombie :)

    i wish i got more viewers on my livestream...or well...viewers
    05-05-2015 05:43 PM
  4. Daniel Ratcliffe's Avatar
    granted, you have been turned into a zombie, your pretty healthy for a zombie :)

    i wish i got more viewers on my livestream...or well...viewers
    Granted but all your viewers are really nasty people and they get your account permanently banned without appeal.

    I wish I wasn't about to lose my job...
    05-07-2015 04:20 AM
  5. k72's Avatar
    Granted, but your company has been bought out by whatever cable channel it is with Mike Rowe, and you're being contracted out to do all the dirty jobs for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week.
    (I do hope you're able to find a good replacement quickly)

    I wish that the rolly polly I put in the trashcan this morning isn't the one sitting outside of the trash can now.
    05-08-2015 05:44 PM
  6. Mr G Reaper's Avatar
    Granted, but your company has been bought out by whatever cable channel it is with Mike Rowe, and you're being contracted out to do all the dirty jobs for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week.
    (I do hope you're able to find a good replacement quickly)

    I wish that the rolly polly I put in the trashcan this morning isn't the one sitting outside of the trash can now.
    Granted, its now behind you...with an axe ....no one puts mr rolly polly in the trash!

    I wish my job was fun
    05-12-2015 06:44 PM
  7. k72's Avatar
    Granted. You are now the librarian of a massive library where you spend your days organizing books and creating your very own alternative to the Dewey Decimal system that you plan to teach to libraries throughout the Midwest United States while also working on creating a book filing system that sorts books based on their use of semicolons. Hey, you didn't specify that YOU had to think your job was fun, just that it was fun.

    I wish my job has something more to do, that I could sleep instead of being at work at 3:00 am, and that I had some Tums.
    05-18-2015 03:00 AM
  8. Mohamed Ashid's Avatar
    Granted. But your wish was so great that no one ruined it and therefore this thread was dead , turning this world into a miserable place...

    I wish that this thread would live on...

    Posted via the Windows Central App for Android
    11-09-2015 09:17 AM
  9. PepperdotNet's Avatar
    Granted! But the forum database crashed and this is the only thread anyone can read or update. It will soon be filled with "what's the release date for my 950XL on Verizon" comments.

    And the root DNS crashed so that it resolves everything to the IP address of forums.windowscentral.com so that the thread is also filled with "what the ____ is going on with my internet" comments.

    I wish that I could get a gigabit fiber connection at my house with unlimited usage at a reasonable price.
    11-09-2015 10:42 AM
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