[JohnDoeWII]

Granted. No more new games....

I wish for world peace😆

[QwarkDreams]

Granted. No more new games....

I wish for world peace

Granted, but the way it is achieved is that all humans are dead now.

I wish I could control time.

[MSFTisMIA]

Granted, but if you were EVER LATE for work or anything important, you should be punished by spending a day in Hades using hot water to fight fires if you pulled put the old "I lost track of time" excuse.

I really wish we could have more intelligent and active voters amongst the American people, but that will never happen.

So I'll wish that I'll get to see the aurora before I turn 60 (this is a real wish of mine).

[Jan Tomsic]

Granted, but if you were EVER LATE for work or anything important, you should be punished by spending a day in Hades using hot water to fight fires if you pulled put the old "I lost track of time" excuse.

I really wish we could have more intelligent and active voters amongst the American people, but that will never happen.

So I'll wish that I'll get to see the aurora before I turn 60 (this is a real wish of mine).

Granted, but it'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

I wish losing weight was easier.

[xandros9]

Granted, but it'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

I wish losing weight was easier.

Too easy.

I wish for a magic lamp

[snowmutt]

Done. Here it is, all magical and stuff. Problem is, it only does that stupid "saw someone in half" trick, and it also for gets how to put them back together again. Kinda tragic.

I wish you People would stop messing with my wishes.

[Zulfigar]

Done, but now you can't make anymore wishes. Bummer.

I wish to have the fastest car. 🚗

[WanderingTraveler]

Great. You're a Formula One driver. Considering the current state of Formula One, I'd say there's a 10% chance of your car breaking down on you or spontaneous combusting in the middle of a race.

I wish for more games to come to the Wii U.

[Zulfigar]

Done, but they're old Atari games.

I wish for some good quality... Bread.

[xandros9]

Done, but they're old Atari games.

I wish for some good quality... Bread.

it becomes bad quality toast

I'd like some lemonade!

[WanderingTraveler]

Great. They're diluted in water.

To be exact, 1mL of lemonade in every 1000L of water.

I wish for the shooting star to shoot me instead.

[xandros9]

Great. They're diluted in water.

To be exact, 1mL of lemonade in every 1000L of water.

I wish for the shooting star to shoot me instead.

It's done a la Robocop.

I wish for a Toyota

[Zulfigar]

Your dream Toyota arrives at your house, but upon examination, you notice that when you hit the gas, the wiper blades go at the same pace as the throttle. Mechanics can't figure it out nor will they give you a new one as it was a contest.

I wish for a cat. 🐱

[WanderingTraveler]

Great. You get a Cait Sith.
(Yes, it's technically a cat.)

I wish for nothing.

[Robby Herbert]

Granted, but by wishing for nothing, you actually wish for something (because nothing, the word, is a noun, making it something) and thus a paradox begins and the world soon confuses itself.

I wish for the ability to control minds/people!

[MaxyBley]

Granted, but by wishing for nothing, you actually wish for something (because nothing, the word, is a noun, making it something) and thus a paradox begins and the world soon confuses itself.

I wish for the ability to control minds/people!

Granted the world now knows and hires Magnito (dude from x-men) to kill you.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

[JohnDoeWII]

Sorry, bur your wish can't come through. Oh, but it did!?!

I wish I was a little bit higher.

[Sport Driver]

Sorry, bur your wish can't come through. Oh, but it did!?!

I wish I was a little bit higher.

Granted, but all thing will be lowered.
I wish to have better weather.

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but all thing will be lowered.
I wish to have better weather.

Granted but now tourists flood the streets of your city and you will be late on every occasion.

I wish fable and fairy tale creatures would be real and you could start a career as a hero fighting evil things and protecting villages!

[snowmutt]

Completely reasonable, and totally realistic. You now have ogres in the streets, gremlins running wild, and goblins stealing small children and bikes. You have been hired by multiple people to rid the village of these nasty, pesky, rotten horrors. Problem is you are only armed with wet noodles, have to wear nothing but a towel, and only get paid upon completion.

So basically right up to you get eaten, this will be a fantasy/comedy.

I so wish I had a photographic memory.

[WanderingTraveler]

Completely reasonable, and totally realistic. You now have ogres in the streets, gremlins running wild, and goblins stealing small children and bikes. You have been hired by multiple people to rid the village of these nasty, pesky, rotten horrors. Problem is you are only armed with wet noodles, have to wear nothing but a towel, and only get paid upon completion.

So basically right up to you get eaten, this will be a fantasy/comedy.

I so wish I had a photographic memory.

Yeah, but considering that Samsung ads are everywhere, you'll have those horrible images plastered into your mind forever.

I wish for a Cactuar.

[QwarkDreams]

Yeah, but considering that Samsung ads are everywhere, you'll have those horrible images plastered into your mind forever.

I wish for a Cactuar.

Granted, but as soon as you spot one it uses 1000 Needles and leaves you unconscious.

I wish this summer was mostly cloudy with thunder storms and acceptable temperatures.

[snowmutt]

Crap, I hate to ruin this one. It is kinda my wish too. I HATE the heat.

But... Granted. Too bad one of those thunderstorms take aim right at your U-Bahn (thank-you, "What Drives you home" thread!!), and you are trapped below in well over 100 degree temps and humid conditions. But, all those rescue workers spending days getting to you are nice and comfy.

I wish I had the answers.

[xandros9]

Crap, I hate to ruin this one. It is kinda my wish too. I HATE the heat.

But... Granted. Too bad one of those thunderstorms take aim right at your U-Bahn (thank-you, "What Drives you home" thread!!), and you are trapped below in well over 100 degree temps and humid conditions. But, all those rescue workers spending days getting to you are nice and comfy.

I wish I had the answers.

None of them are correct.

I wish I had a new calculator.

[CrossedFaith]

None of them are correct.

I wish I had a new calculator.

Granted, but it will constantly sing Justin Bieber songs.

I wish I had a new car