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  1. JohnDoeWII's Avatar
    Granted. No more new games....

    I wish for world peace😆
    06-01-2014 03:43 AM
  2. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted. No more new games....

    I wish for world peace
    Granted, but the way it is achieved is that all humans are dead now.

    I wish I could control time.
    06-01-2014 03:54 AM
  3. MSFTisMIA's Avatar
    Granted, but if you were EVER LATE for work or anything important, you should be punished by spending a day in Hades using hot water to fight fires if you pulled put the old "I lost track of time" excuse.

    I really wish we could have more intelligent and active voters amongst the American people, but that will never happen.

    So I'll wish that I'll get to see the aurora before I turn 60 (this is a real wish of mine).
    06-01-2014 09:51 AM
  4. Jan Tomsic's Avatar
    Granted, but if you were EVER LATE for work or anything important, you should be punished by spending a day in Hades using hot water to fight fires if you pulled put the old "I lost track of time" excuse.

    I really wish we could have more intelligent and active voters amongst the American people, but that will never happen.

    So I'll wish that I'll get to see the aurora before I turn 60 (this is a real wish of mine).
    Granted, but it'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

    I wish losing weight was easier.
    06-01-2014 11:10 AM
  5. xandros9's Avatar
    Granted, but it'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

    I wish losing weight was easier.
    Too easy.

    I wish for a magic lamp
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    06-01-2014 11:35 AM
  6. snowmutt's Avatar
    Done. Here it is, all magical and stuff. Problem is, it only does that stupid "saw someone in half" trick, and it also for gets how to put them back together again. Kinda tragic.

    I wish you People would stop messing with my wishes.
    06-01-2014 03:25 PM
  7. Zulfigar's Avatar
    Done, but now you can't make anymore wishes. Bummer.

    I wish to have the fastest car. 🚗
    06-01-2014 03:31 PM
  8. WanderingTraveler's Avatar
    Great. You're a Formula One driver. Considering the current state of Formula One, I'd say there's a 10% chance of your car breaking down on you or spontaneous combusting in the middle of a race.

    I wish for more games to come to the Wii U.
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    06-01-2014 06:30 PM
  9. Zulfigar's Avatar
    Done, but they're old Atari games.

    I wish for some good quality... Bread.
    06-01-2014 08:20 PM
  10. xandros9's Avatar
    Done, but they're old Atari games.

    I wish for some good quality... Bread.
    it becomes bad quality toast

    I'd like some lemonade!
    06-01-2014 08:47 PM
  11. WanderingTraveler's Avatar
    Great. They're diluted in water.

    To be exact, 1mL of lemonade in every 1000L of water.

    I wish for the shooting star to shoot me instead.
    06-01-2014 08:55 PM
  12. xandros9's Avatar
    Great. They're diluted in water.

    To be exact, 1mL of lemonade in every 1000L of water.

    I wish for the shooting star to shoot me instead.
    It's done a la Robocop.

    I wish for a Toyota
    06-01-2014 11:03 PM
  13. Zulfigar's Avatar
    Your dream Toyota arrives at your house, but upon examination, you notice that when you hit the gas, the wiper blades go at the same pace as the throttle. Mechanics can't figure it out nor will they give you a new one as it was a contest.

    I wish for a cat. 🐱
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    06-01-2014 11:37 PM
  14. WanderingTraveler's Avatar
    Great. You get a Cait Sith.
    (Yes, it's technically a cat.)

    I wish for nothing.
    06-02-2014 12:19 AM
  15. Robby Herbert's Avatar
    Granted, but by wishing for nothing, you actually wish for something (because nothing, the word, is a noun, making it something) and thus a paradox begins and the world soon confuses itself.

    I wish for the ability to control minds/people!
    snowmutt likes this.
    06-02-2014 01:33 AM
  16. MaxyBley's Avatar
    Granted, but by wishing for nothing, you actually wish for something (because nothing, the word, is a noun, making it something) and thus a paradox begins and the world soon confuses itself.

    I wish for the ability to control minds/people!
    Granted the world now knows and hires Magnito (dude from x-men) to kill you.

    I wish for my wish to not be granted.
    06-02-2014 09:43 PM
  17. JohnDoeWII's Avatar
    Sorry, bur your wish can't come through. Oh, but it did!?!

    I wish I was a little bit higher.
    06-03-2014 12:38 AM
  18. Sport Driver's Avatar
    Sorry, bur your wish can't come through. Oh, but it did!?!

    I wish I was a little bit higher.


    Granted, but all thing will be lowered.
    I wish to have better weather.
    06-03-2014 11:02 AM
  19. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, but all thing will be lowered.
    I wish to have better weather.
    Granted but now tourists flood the streets of your city and you will be late on every occasion.

    I wish fable and fairy tale creatures would be real and you could start a career as a hero fighting evil things and protecting villages!
    06-03-2014 01:55 PM
  20. snowmutt's Avatar
    Completely reasonable, and totally realistic. You now have ogres in the streets, gremlins running wild, and goblins stealing small children and bikes. You have been hired by multiple people to rid the village of these nasty, pesky, rotten horrors. Problem is you are only armed with wet noodles, have to wear nothing but a towel, and only get paid upon completion.

    So basically right up to you get eaten, this will be a fantasy/comedy.

    I so wish I had a photographic memory.
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    06-04-2014 09:36 PM
  21. WanderingTraveler's Avatar
    Completely reasonable, and totally realistic. You now have ogres in the streets, gremlins running wild, and goblins stealing small children and bikes. You have been hired by multiple people to rid the village of these nasty, pesky, rotten horrors. Problem is you are only armed with wet noodles, have to wear nothing but a towel, and only get paid upon completion.

    So basically right up to you get eaten, this will be a fantasy/comedy.

    I so wish I had a photographic memory.
    Yeah, but considering that Samsung ads are everywhere, you'll have those horrible images plastered into your mind forever.

    I wish for a Cactuar.
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    06-06-2014 01:14 AM
  22. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Yeah, but considering that Samsung ads are everywhere, you'll have those horrible images plastered into your mind forever.

    I wish for a Cactuar.
    Granted, but as soon as you spot one it uses 1000 Needles and leaves you unconscious.

    I wish this summer was mostly cloudy with thunder storms and acceptable temperatures.
    06-09-2014 06:15 AM
  23. snowmutt's Avatar
    Crap, I hate to ruin this one. It is kinda my wish too. I HATE the heat.

    But... Granted. Too bad one of those thunderstorms take aim right at your U-Bahn (thank-you, "What Drives you home" thread!!), and you are trapped below in well over 100 degree temps and humid conditions. But, all those rescue workers spending days getting to you are nice and comfy.

    I wish I had the answers.
    06-09-2014 05:10 PM
  24. xandros9's Avatar
    Crap, I hate to ruin this one. It is kinda my wish too. I HATE the heat.

    But... Granted. Too bad one of those thunderstorms take aim right at your U-Bahn (thank-you, "What Drives you home" thread!!), and you are trapped below in well over 100 degree temps and humid conditions. But, all those rescue workers spending days getting to you are nice and comfy.

    I wish I had the answers.
    None of them are correct.

    I wish I had a new calculator.
    06-09-2014 08:13 PM
  25. CrossedFaith's Avatar
    None of them are correct.

    I wish I had a new calculator.

    Granted, but it will constantly sing Justin Bieber songs.

    I wish I had a new car
    06-09-2014 08:16 PM
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