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  1. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, but it's in such a large room, when you get to get it it crushes you.

    I wish I could control death and kill whoever tries to ruin this wish.
    07-02-2014 01:35 PM
  2. Detectionable's Avatar
    Granted, but it's in such a large room, when you get to get it it crushes you.

    I wish I could control death and kill whoever tries to ruin this wish.

    Granted, kill me - oh damn, my wishes are fake

    I wish for a fish on a dish
    07-02-2014 05:07 PM
  3. ikhwanZulkefli's Avatar
    Granted. A poisonous fish.

    I wish im a super saiyan like son goku.
    07-03-2014 12:10 AM
  4. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, but for the whole time you are in Super Saiyan mode you get explosive diarrhea until you transform back.

    I wish I wouldn't sweat that much (during hot weather but also every other time).
    07-03-2014 09:38 AM
  5. snowmutt's Avatar
    Granted. A worthy wish. No more sweating for you.

    Mostly because you are shipped off to the Artic to study the mating ritual of ice. Oh, how you will miss paint drying.

    I wish this coffee at work was better. Like, maybe even improved all the way to bad. Hopefully at least decent.
    07-04-2014 10:44 PM
  6. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted. The coffee is better, but now can only serve twenty at a time. The coworkers steal your credit card and give you a free trip to Hawaii. However, when you get there, you learn that you can't get back. Now you're stuck in Hawaii(with no coffee)

    I wish I was never tired.
    07-06-2014 06:34 AM
  7. snowmutt's Avatar
    Done. Mostly because you are in a coma and are stuck in a dream with evil clowns. But, you ain't tired.

    Dang, I wish my house repairs and chores were done.
    07-09-2014 11:04 AM
  8. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Done. Mostly because you are in a coma and are stuck in a dream with evil clowns. But, you ain't tired.

    Dang, I wish my house repairs and chores were done.
    Granted, but it's not your house anymore.

    I wish I'd had more luck for a change.
    07-09-2014 11:36 AM
  9. SwimSwim's Avatar
    Granted, but it's not your house anymore.

    I wish I'd had more luck for a change.

    Granted. You'll know find a penny everyday when walking down the street!

    I wish I had a Surface Pro 3.
    07-11-2014 05:14 PM
  10. Detectionable's Avatar
    Granted. You'll know find a penny everyday when walking down the street!

    I wish I had a Surface Pro 3.
    Granted but someone hacked it and installed Vista on it, then locked the bootloader

    I wish I had 1m
    07-12-2014 10:45 AM
  11. ikhwanZulkefli's Avatar
    Granted. You'll have your 1m by the end of this year. But during that time, economy fluctuates so bad that 1m is only like 1 cent today.

    I wish i got to watch every episode of anime before the creators even created it. Kinda like watching the future :D
    07-12-2014 11:02 AM
  12. ikhwanZulkefli's Avatar
    Granted. You'll have your 1m by the end of next year. However during that time, economy fluctuates so bad that 1m is like 1 cent today.

    I wish i can watch anime early before the creator even created it. Kinda like watching the future.
    07-12-2014 11:03 AM
  13. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, but you double posted, so actually they cancel out.

    I wish for one million US Dollars.
    07-14-2014 10:08 AM
  14. Detectionable's Avatar
    Granted, but you double posted, so actually they cancel out.

    I wish for one million US Dollars.
    Granted but you wake up on a desert island with nothing to burn but money

    I wish for an unbreakable wish
    07-14-2014 03:48 PM
  15. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted but you wake up on a desert island with nothing to burn but money

    I wish for an unbreakable wish
    Granted, the wish is unbreakable but empty, so it doesn't do anything.

    I wish I could speak, read and write Japanese (and of course understand what people say in Japanese)..
    07-14-2014 04:38 PM
  16. Detectionable's Avatar
    Granted, the wish is unbreakable but empty, so it doesn't do anything.
    私は日本語が話せるの読み取りと書き込みがしたい(そしてもちろん、人々は日本語で言うことを理解する)..
    Granted, but your entire understanding of the language is as accurate as Google Translate, which means you continuously ask people for frozen sausages whenever you want a pint of lager

    I wish it was tomorrow already so I could collect my new bike
    07-15-2014 05:17 AM
  17. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, buy them again, torpedo never comes.

    I wish I could Tyler better with whale wording

    This means I wish I could type better with shape writing
    Last edited by Black Lumia; 07-22-2014 at 09:46 AM.
    07-18-2014 12:05 PM
  18. MaxyBley's Avatar
    Granted no whale would talk to you.

    I wish something like Star Trek would just happen already.
    07-20-2014 10:20 AM
  19. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    It's actually happening right now.....just in another universe.

    I wish losing weight and getting in shape didn't need so much effort....
    07-21-2014 07:35 PM
  20. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted. All diets are now super easy, but work too well, causing you to lose all of your weight almost instantly

    I wish I knew what to wish for. i
    07-22-2014 09:44 AM
  21. SwimSwim's Avatar
    Granted. All diets are now super easy, but work too well, causing you to lose all of your weight almost instantly

    I wish I knew what to wish for. i

    Granted, you should've wished for something less stupid!

    I wish Microsoft would resume the McLaren 3D touch flagship phone for fall release!
    07-26-2014 07:30 PM
  22. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, and dang it, I cano ruin that wish.

    I wish o could have ruined that wish
    07-28-2014 09:54 AM
  23. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, you should've wished for something less stupid!

    I wish Microsoft would resume the McLaren 3D touch flagship phone for fall release!
    Granted, but it costs 1000$+ and there won't be much support and accessories for it.

    @Black Lumia

    Granted, but it would have fired back and you would have ended up with a burned face.

    I wish I would've looked more into PC parts before buying my PC.
    07-28-2014 09:54 AM
  24. MaxyBley's Avatar

    I wish I would've looked more into PC parts before buying my PC.
    But then you realize that you don't understand half of the info on the parts thus leading you to buying wrong, bad and overpriced parts for the PC.

    I wish I could have waited a little longer to reply on 8/28 one month later to your reply.
    Last edited by MaxyBley; 08-23-2014 at 11:26 PM.
    08-22-2014 10:25 PM
  25. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    But then you realize that you don't understand half of the info on the parts thus leading you to buying wrong, bad and overpriced parts for the PC.

    I wish I could have waited a little longer to reply on 8/28 one month later to your reply.
    Granted, but you would've waited too long, written it at 23:59 and due slow internet speed it would've been posted on 8/29 at 00:01.

    I wish that every decision I make will be perfect and without disadvantages.
    08-24-2014 06:57 PM
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