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I use to own a Mobile DVD Shop, people use to ask and say all sorts of stupid things. A new dvd out at one time was the Margaret Thatcher story called the Iron Lady, it had a photo of her on the front. The film rented really well, but one woman brought it back and said it was no good, she rented it thinking it was the follow up to Iron Man!!
Lets hear yours. I'm fed up reading, whens the cyan update due or when will I get such n such a feature on my such n such phone. Some light entertainment is definitely needed...
 

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I told a coworker that I couldn't have the sandwiches in the break room because I have to avoid wheat. She stared at me like I was crazy and said, "well, then just eat the white bread."

That reminded me of when I was discussing food with some kindergarteners and they learned milk came from cows. After a chorus of "ewwwwww", one kid goes, "from now on, I'm only drinking chocolate milk!"
 

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I once ordered coffee at a coffeehouse. I told the barista I wanted a "large regular coffee, black". She asked me if I needed room for cream.
 

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Years ago during the Christmas holiday my beloved returned home from shopping to find me replacing a broken ceiling fixture in the laundry area of our home with new one.

She became angry and said:
"Honey why are you doing that now?...this isn't the time of year to be spending money on frivolous unnecessary things!"
She then proceeded to show me a battery powered reindeer that lit up and played jingle bells she just bought for a table decoration.

We still put the reindeer out every year.
 

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I went to a local McDonald's to order breakfast. The conversation between the McDonald's cashier and me went like this:


Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's! May I take your order?
Me: Sausage Platter with rice and regular coffee. Dine-in.

Cashier: Is the Sausage Platter with rice or with muffin?
Me: With rice and regular coffee. Dine-in.

Cashier: What drink?
Me: Regular coffee. Dine-in.

Cashier: Is the coffee regular or large.
Me: Regular coffee. Dine-in.

Cashier: Is this for dine-in or take-out?
Me: Dine-in.
 

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I actually work for McDonalds, I am a GM in the Seattle area, we don't use "dine-in" it is "for here or to-go"

For the crew person, they were probably frustrated because you don't know how to order lol, a regular coffee means it isn't decaf, not the size, I think you meant medium sized.




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I actually work for McDonalds, I am a GM in the Seattle area, we don't use "dine-in" it is "for here or to-go"

For the crew person, they were probably frustrated because you don't know how to order lol, a regular coffee means it isn't decaf, not the size, I think you meant medium sized.
You could have had a point if the event happened in the US. But it did not. It happened in the Philippines, where terms like "dine-in" and "take-out" are standard. I did not choose those terms. I actually used the same terms that the local McDonald's crew themselves use daily. I know because I've been ordering breakfast in that particular branch for years. They are already so familiar with me that sometimes they would serve my order without me saying anything.
 

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My son likes all the good classic films. Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Godfather 1 & 2, Casino.
His girlfriend hates anything that's a classic or has won awards. Her favourite film of all time is a film called White Chicks lol. My son once told her, he had the follow up White Chicks 2 on copy. He put it on, and it took her 10 minutes of watching it before she said, this ain't the follow up, is it? The film was Robert d Nero Raging Bull.
 

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