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  1. Force2Reckon's Avatar
    batman without his utility belt vs chuck norris in his prime...GO!
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    09-11-2014 06:46 AM
  2. MSFTisMIA's Avatar
    If Batman is in his prime too, I'll take the Bat.

    Posted Approved by Nexus 5
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    09-11-2014 07:09 AM
  3. WanderingTraveler's Avatar
    Chuck Norris.

    That guy pushes the Earth down when he does push-ups.
    09-11-2014 07:16 AM
  4. berty6294's Avatar
    I heard Chuck Norris cut a hot knife with butter..
    09-11-2014 07:21 AM
  5. k72's Avatar
    Obviously Chuck Norris. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck.
    09-12-2014 08:13 AM
  6. Pacus1x's Avatar
    Pfff Batman is just one of the numerous sons of Chuck Norris... Chuck just left Batman in Gotham to play superhero in that city.
    09-12-2014 02:49 PM
  7. Guytronic's Avatar


    "Wish my name was Cordell Walker"
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    09-12-2014 04:24 PM
  8. k72's Avatar
    09-12-2014 11:19 PM
  9. Guytronic's Avatar
    09-12-2014 11:59 PM
  10. baseballbert's Avatar
    Batman, hands down. Not even a question as to who can open a bigger can of whoop arse!
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    09-13-2014 12:00 AM
  11. snowmutt's Avatar
    Are you KIDDING? I like the Dark Knight as much as any Geek-at-heart, but the only reason there is an outer space is because there is a universe afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. The man lights campfires by rubing icicles together. His bearskin rug is actually still alive- just afraid to move. A plumbing company once made a Chuck Norris inspired Toilet that didn't flush, it just beat the crud out of everything. They went broke trying to put it in production, because they found it didn't take crap from anyone.

    Including Batman.
    09-13-2014 12:32 AM
  12. Live2Deliver's Avatar
    batman dies. Chuck Norris do not.
    09-13-2014 01:27 AM
  13. Guytronic's Avatar
    Batman is cool and certainly a favorite.
    There's been quite a few popular actors who have emulated the bat on screen.

    I've only seen one actor play Chuck Norris tho...
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    09-13-2014 11:21 AM
  14. baseballbert's Avatar
    But was Chuck Norris ever asked to play Batman? Nope!
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    09-15-2014 01:09 AM
  15. ams963's Avatar
    Well according to Wikipedia , Batman has spent a significant portion of his life traveling the world and acquiring the skills needed to aid in his crusade against crime. His knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe.

    Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and would often use law enforcement methods, as well as torture. Batman has been repeatedly described as one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe; his skills in martial arts are said to rival such notable martial artists as Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, and Richard Dragon.

    Batman has the ability to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain. His ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth where he can appear and disappear in rather impossible situations. He is efficient with observation skills, logical reasoning, and forensic investigation. He is also efficient in escapology, thus allowing him to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with very little to no harm.

    Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Batman.

    A more proper question would be Batman vs Bruce Lee- who wins? Bruce would be moving so fast, Batman wouldn't see what hit him. Just like Chuck Norris had found out if you know what I mean Way of the Dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
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    09-15-2014 06:09 AM
  16. Force2Reckon's Avatar
    Well according to Wikipedia , Batman has spent a significant portion of his life traveling the world and acquiring the skills needed to aid in his crusade against crime. His knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe.

    Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and would often use law enforcement methods, as well as torture. Batman has been repeatedly described as one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe; his skills in martial arts are said to rival such notable martial artists as Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, and Richard Dragon.

    Batman has the ability to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain. His ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth where he can appear and disappear in rather impossible situations. He is efficient with observation skills, logical reasoning, and forensic investigation. He is also efficient in escapology, thus allowing him to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with very little to no harm.

    Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Batman.

    A more proper question would be Batman vs Bruce Lee- who wins? Bruce would be moving so fast, Batman wouldn't see what hit him. Just like Chuck Norris had found out if you know what I mean Way of the Dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
    bruce lee is dead, but chuck still lives

    so basically, chuck > lee, lolz
    09-15-2014 06:48 AM
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  18. baseballbert's Avatar
    Well according to Wikipedia , Batman has spent a significant portion of his life traveling the world and acquiring the skills needed to aid in his crusade against crime. His knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe.

    Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and would often use law enforcement methods, as well as torture. Batman has been repeatedly described as one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe; his skills in martial arts are said to rival such notable martial artists as Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, and Richard Dragon.

    Batman has the ability to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain. His ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth where he can appear and disappear in rather impossible situations. He is efficient with observation skills, logical reasoning, and forensic investigation. He is also efficient in escapology, thus allowing him to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with very little to no harm.

    Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Batman.

    A more proper question would be Batman vs Bruce Lee- who wins? Bruce would be moving so fast, Batman wouldn't see what hit him. Just like Chuck Norris had found out if you know what I mean Way of the Dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

    BAM! And there you go!
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    09-15-2014 09:33 PM
  19. k72's Avatar
    Batman has a cape if I'm not mistaken. And anyone who has seen the Incredibles knows what happens to "superheroes" who wear capes.
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    09-15-2014 10:49 PM
  20. ams963's Avatar
    bruce lee is dead, but chuck still lives

    so basically, chuck > lee, lolz
    That's a cheap shot man. Batman is a comic character. We are all using our imaginations here. To claim one is better just because the other is dead - is purely cheap, cripple and nasty mentality. Your reasoning is rubbish. You should see a psychiatrist.

    Batman has a cape if I'm not mistaken. And anyone who has seen the Incredibles knows what happens to "superheroes" who wear capes.
    Criminals wouldn't be frightened by the Batman without the cape. He would just be a muscular ordinary guy. The whole notion and fear of The Batman would be gone. And Batman has always been able to mind his cape properly unlike the Incredibles.

    BAM! And there you go!
    During the shooting of the fighting scene between Lee and Norris in the Way of the Dragon, Lee was asked to slow down his moves. He was striking so fast the camera couldn't capture his moves. His striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second.
    Last edited by Guytronic; 09-16-2014 at 03:15 PM.
    09-16-2014 04:47 AM
  21. Live2Deliver's Avatar
    That's a cheap shot man. Batman is a comic character. We are all using our imaginations here. To claim one is better just because the other is dead - is purely cheap, cripple and nasty mentality. Your reasoning is rubbish. You should see a psychiatrist.
    Criminals wouldn't be frightened by the Batman without the cape. He would just be a muscular ordinary guy. The whole notion and fear of The Batman would be gone. And Batman has always been able to mind his cape properly unlike the Incredibles.
    During the shooting of the fighting scene between Lee and Norris in the Way of the Dragon, Lee was asked to slow down his moves. He was striking so fast the camera couldn't capture his moves. His striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second.
    batman, bruce lee, chuck Norris, with other superheroes combined won't be as powerful as your keyboard skillz and geeky knowledge of the internet.
    ams963 you won the most interesting, unimaginable, man of the party!
    09-16-2014 07:45 AM
  22. ams963's Avatar
    batman, bruce lee, chuck Norris, with other superheroes combined won't be as powerful as your keyboard skillz and geeky knowledge of the internet.
    ams963 you won the most interesting, unimaginable, man of the party!
    Well you should know, I can't grasp sarcasm easily. So I'll take your comment as a compliment.
    09-16-2014 09:04 AM
  23. Squachy's Avatar
    Batman vs Chuck Norris?

    you lose for even asking it.
    Either Chuck Norris will appear behind you in the next 3 milliseconds and roundhouse kick your head off, or he's gonna let Batman do it.
    And then Im gonna get targetted for suggesting such a weak pathetic way Chuck Norris is going to kill you by....
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    09-16-2014 11:13 PM
  24. Live2Deliver's Avatar
    OP's question was easy, Nokia Singapore have a harder one
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    09-18-2014 10:29 AM
  25. MSFTisMIA's Avatar
    Chuck Norris was the Beta Tester for the 3310, and gave it his seal of approval before Nokia mass produced it.

    Posted Approved by Nexus 5
    09-18-2014 11:18 AM
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