1. someone2639's Avatar
    Came up with this when a hallway issue occurred.

    Rules are simple, say one thing you usually do whenever a condition (2 people converge, really REALLY crowded hallways, etc) occurs.

    I'll start: When you see one part of the hallway open, user that part, regardless of directional flow.

    Satire allowed!
    02-03-2015 03:09 PM
  2. bokchoy1's Avatar
    When riding a busy escalator wide enough for two, walk on the left and stand on the right (in most western countries).
    02-03-2015 03:15 PM
  3. someone2639's Avatar
    Make random cat noises every 5 minutes.
    xandros9 likes this.
    02-03-2015 03:17 PM
  4. bokchoy1's Avatar
    If you step on a shoe ๐Ÿ‘ž, apologize.



    It's not the shoe's fault it was in the way.
    Last edited by bokchoy1; 02-03-2015 at 03:37 PM.
    02-03-2015 03:20 PM
  5. someone2639's Avatar
    When you're surrounded by a group of people, make a run for it, then bring a ruler ๐Ÿ“ for their knuckles.
    02-03-2015 03:24 PM
  6. bokchoy1's Avatar
    If someone bumps into you, say "sorry" because society has taught you to be polite and well-mannered, even if what you're thinking is anything but. ๐Ÿ
    02-03-2015 05:10 PM
  7. someone2639's Avatar
    If someone drops something, and you like that someone, "accidentally" step on it. Then you'll have a 1-minute long conversation.
    Skulls138 likes this.
    02-04-2015 06:13 AM
  8. someone2639's Avatar
    Serious question: What to do when this occurs?
    o o. <random people
    \ / going towards me
    o < me.

    And the hallway is crowded.
    02-04-2015 03:10 PM
  9. xandros9's Avatar
    Serious question: What to do when this occurs?
    o o. <random people
    \ / going towards me
    o < me.

    And the hallway is crowded.
    What do you mean what to do?
    get out of the way, go through, around, phase through them physically...
    someone2639 likes this.
    02-04-2015 11:06 PM
  10. someone2639's Avatar
    What do you mean what to do?
    get out of the way, go through, around, phase through them physically...
    I'll use the latter.
    02-05-2015 06:48 AM

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