1. Bhaskar Parikh1's Avatar
    Technological Innocence!
    ``````````````````````````````````````
    A girl posted a question in a WhatsApp group:
    "Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times
    then will it become 64 bit?"
    .
    Another Girl in the group replied:
    "Yes....but it will also become Windows-14."
    ALL boys left group..
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
    k0de likes this.
    04-09-2015 02:35 AM
  2. jontyfernz's Avatar
    Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
    The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

    iPhone users who've been saying, "I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me," all these years... Apple just orphaned you...!!!"

    Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch... They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say: "iPhone Chhe"

    With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple.... as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

    Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.

    Dear Apple,
    iPhone-6 Will Be Priced At 70k...
    iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi ...??

    iPhone's are like the Golmaal movie:
    Every new version has the same features... but is longer than the previous one..!!!
    iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja earned from his Bollywood career...!!!
    04-09-2015 02:58 AM
  3. heickelrrx's Avatar
    I hope this tread is locked

    Don't tease me yet. Please read this tread title. :p
    04-09-2015 03:32 AM
  4. Bhaskar Parikh1's Avatar
    42+ temperature....

    Dear Sun,
    Please go to settings>display>brightness and lower your brightness! Please its too hot to handle!

    Sun replied...
    I have not changed any settings.
    Please go to your settings and...
    1. Increase number of trees...
    2. Reduce carbon emissions levels...
    3. Reduce concrete jungles...
    4. Increase number of lakes...

    Basically, switch to human mode from auto mode...!!!
    Mohamed Ashid likes this.
    04-09-2015 01:33 PM
  5. Bhaskar Parikh1's Avatar
    Please read this carefully.
    Warning by doctors!!!
    Do not drink water after eating fish because, drinking water may cause the fish to swim and then you will feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach.

    - Doctor from IIN ..πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    04-09-2015 01:34 PM
  6. heickelrrx's Avatar
    Dear All student. Please bring weapon on the next week. Use It to protect yourself against nonsense lecture.
    04-10-2015 01:27 AM
  7. Richard Culverhouse's Avatar
    Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.
    lol! Oh, dear, but made me chuckle lol
    xandros9 likes this.
    04-10-2015 01:57 AM
  8. Grityy Dagghy's Avatar
    04-11-2015 08:38 AM
  9. Bhaskar Parikh1's Avatar
    πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    04-11-2015 09:55 AM
  10. Bhaskar Parikh1's Avatar
    64th birthday of Rajni sir
    --------------------------------
    Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
    jokes have been made on you till
    now?
    Rajni: only 1 or 2.
    Reporter: only 1 or 2?
    Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are
    facts!
    --------------------------------
    Rajnikanth's dog's house has a
    signboard on it, saying..
    Maalik Se Sawdhan!
    --------------------------------
    Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
    With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is
    Still Running
    ---------------------------------- Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM
    race and obviously he came first But
    EINSTEIN died after watching that
    Coz ... LIGHT came second...
    -------------------------------------
    Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
    Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
    Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
    lights' But .....
    Do u know about Rajnikant......????
    Only Agarbatti
    --------------------------------
    When Rajnikant was a student! You
    can't guess this one...
    Teachers used to bunk!
    ----------------------------------------
    While playing once Rajnikant said
    "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue
    is know as
    "Statue of Liberty"
    -------------------------------------------
    Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight
    from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
    fools Rajnikant.
    --------------------------------------
    Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
    the monsoons.... and .... The rain
    was cancelled due to the match.
    -----------------------------------
    Why did British leave India in 1947?
    Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant
    was going to be born in 1948...
    -------------------------------
    This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of
    Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes
    on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the
    INTERNET..
    04-12-2015 01:55 AM
  11. Bhaskar Parikh1's Avatar
    Friend : Dude you were too drunk last night.
    Me : No man I was in control.
    Friend : Dude you Threw A tennis ball at my dog and said
    PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU..πŸ˜‚
    04-15-2015 10:18 AM

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