10-28-2013 12:10 PM
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  1. Jas00555's Avatar
    Studies suggest that WP users are more likely to brush their teeth with hot water than the general population.
    You think this some kind of joke?

    http://vaultfeed.com/infographic-stu...want-to-admit/
    10-24-2013 05:29 PM
  2. anony_mouse's Avatar
    Absolutely not! A serious and credible piece of research.

    Btw, did you know that Android users are 17% more likely to have been involved in a legal case involving a pig than iPhone users? Also, 18% of WP users under the age of 27 in Beirut admit to using their phone while blow drying their hair before an informal family gathering.

    Quite amazing!
    pmhgeneral likes this.
    10-24-2013 05:51 PM
  3. Reflexx's Avatar
    Absolutely not! A serious and credible piece of research.

    Btw, did you know that Android users are 17% more likely to have been involved in a legal case involving a pig than iPhone users? Also, 18% of WP users under the age of 27 in Beirut admit to using their phone while blow drying their hair before an informal family gathering.

    Quite amazing!
    I can vouch for these figures. In fact, there were 217 legal cases in my community last month that involved a pig.

    The breakdown?

    100 were iPhone users.
    117 were Android users

    Mind blown.
    10-24-2013 06:09 PM
  4. TechFreak1's Avatar
    I don't go around chasing just any carbon based life form. They at least have to be a mammal. OK, that didn't sound right either....
    Hahaha... that sure didn't!
    10-24-2013 06:20 PM
  5. immyperez's Avatar
    Wait wait wait...I thought there was no red version of the 1020? Did I miss some news somewhere, lol???
    10-24-2013 06:24 PM
  6. berty6294's Avatar
    Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    BIGPADDY and Jeffrey Fox like this.
    10-24-2013 06:42 PM
  7. BIGPADDY's Avatar
    I wonder if there a cyan 1020?
    pmhgeneral and xandros9 like this.
    10-24-2013 06:45 PM
  8. pmhgeneral's Avatar
    If I see this girl again I'll snap a pic. Of the phone :)
    Why this is starting to sounds like a fish story to me, you know the big red 1020 got away, hell get a picture of the girl that's more interesting that the fish unless if your gut hooked.
    10-24-2013 07:07 PM
  9. Madeye234's Avatar
    Greetings fellow Carbon Units.....!!
    10-24-2013 07:17 PM
  10. fatclue_98's Avatar
    I don't go around chasing just any carbon based life form. They at least have to be a mammal. OK, that didn't sound right either....
    18 - 80, blind, crippled or crazy.
    jaimeastin likes this.
    10-24-2013 07:18 PM
  11. xandros9's Avatar
    NEW PICKUP LINE

    I just need to secretly get lumias into some people's hands now hmm
    10-24-2013 08:14 PM
  12. anon(123856)'s Avatar
    Greetings fellow Carbon Units.....!!
    Back at ya!
    xandros9 likes this.
    10-24-2013 08:18 PM
  13. PB_H's Avatar
    Did you get her to call your phone so you now have her number ?, if not -yawn.
    L1020 doesn't come in red lol
    It appears the Lumia 1020 in red will be coming to Italy, according to a recently uploaded official firmware of the device. We remembered that Nokia has announced Telefonica will be launching its own exclusive version of the Lumia 1020. We guess this red flavor of the cameraphone might be it.
    http://www.gsmarena.com/red_nokia_lu...-news-6694.php
    Last edited by PB_H; 10-24-2013 at 08:41 PM.
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    10-24-2013 08:29 PM
  14. PB_H's Avatar
    img_1161.jpg

    I bet she was MOLLY WOOD from CNET fame
    slumming it.
    rdubmu likes this.
    10-24-2013 08:51 PM
  15. MyNL822's Avatar
    Well, of course iPhone users do this because they have a little something called....APPS!! I don't exactly have a reason to go to the bathroom and use my windows phone...yet, I'm believing in them though. I might sneak to he bathroom when I get Vine and temple run 2.
    10-24-2013 09:07 PM
  16. Reflexx's Avatar
    Glad she didn't have the 1520. It could have become an even more awkward conversation.

    gsquared: "Hi sexy! I want to go inside you!"

    girl: "Excuse me?"

    gsquared: "I was pretending I was a microSD card talking to your phone."

    girl: stock-photo-17743469-furious-asian-woman-cell-phone.jpg
    Chregu, BIGPADDY, LewLew23 and 1 others like this.
    10-24-2013 10:32 PM
  17. berty6294's Avatar
    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I release my grease in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    Bizarro_Prime likes this.
    10-24-2013 10:34 PM
  18. Shaz2012's Avatar
    Pictures or it didn't happen.
    psudotechzealot and rdubmu like this.
    10-24-2013 11:13 PM
  19. Shawn Magm's Avatar
    Did you score with her?
    10-24-2013 11:42 PM
  20. psudotechzealot's Avatar
    Pictures or it didn't happen.
    HAHAHA beat me to it!
    10-24-2013 11:54 PM
  21. Chregu's Avatar
    Shouldn't this thread be in off-topic?

    Personally I talk also to not-mammals. However I don't flirt with them. Also, if I'd use a terrible pick-up line like that, this specific human having the other gender I addressed the line to, would most likely not talk to me.
    10-25-2013 04:11 AM
  22. Bizarro_Prime's Avatar
    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I release my grease in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    Blast from the past!!!
    Its been years since I've read this!!!
    berty6294 likes this.
    10-25-2013 04:13 AM
  23. S Vaibhav's Avatar
    Did you get her to call your phone so you now have her number ?, if not -yawn.

    It appears the Lumia 1020 in red will be coming to Italy, according to a recently uploaded official firmware of the device. We remembered that Nokia has announced Telefonica will be launching its own exclusive version of the Lumia 1020. We guess this red flavor of the cameraphone might be it.
    http://www.gsmarena.com/red_nokia_lu...-news-6694.php
    agreed,but the l1020 in red hasn't been launched yet.....and that's just a rumour :P
    10-25-2013 05:30 AM
  24. DennisvdG's Avatar
    Since you went there, I'll go here - I've wondered why we stopped referring to "people" (man, woman, boy, girl), and started referring to them by their gender (male, female). In my mind, by referring to people by gender as in the thread title, we dehumanize them. Just my thoughts, not trying to start a huge debate.
    Are you serious? You're really overthinking this innocent conversation...
    10-25-2013 06:06 AM
  25. Nogitsune Micah's Avatar
    Lol straight guys amuse me haha. (I say it with love lol)

    My 1020 gets me attention quite often. Unfortunately it is from women haha. So I pass them off on to my friends.

    This was a funny story lol
    10-25-2013 06:12 AM
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