batman vs chuck norris - who wins?

[Force2Reckon]

batman without his utility belt vs chuck norris in his prime...GO!

 

[MSFTisMIA]

If Batman is in his prime too, I'll take the Bat.

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[WanderingTraveler]

Chuck Norris.

That guy pushes the Earth down when he does push-ups.

 

[berty6294]

I heard Chuck Norris cut a hot knife with butter..

 

[k72]

Obviously Chuck Norris. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck.

 

[Pacus1x]

Pfff Batman is just one of the numerous sons of Chuck Norris... Chuck just left Batman in Gotham to play superhero in that city.

 

[Guytronic]

"Wish my name was Cordell Walker"
:smile:

 

[k72]

 

[Guytronic]

 

[baseballbert]

Batman, hands down. Not even a question as to who can open a bigger can of whoop arse!

 

[snowmutt]

Are you KIDDING? I like the Dark Knight as much as any Geek-at-heart, but the only reason there is an outer space is because there is a universe afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. The man lights campfires by rubing icicles together. His bearskin rug is actually still alive- just afraid to move. A plumbing company once made a Chuck Norris inspired Toilet that didn't flush, it just beat the crud out of everything. They went broke trying to put it in production, because they found it didn't take crap from anyone.

Including Batman.

 

[Live2Deliver]

batman dies. Chuck Norris do not.

 

[Guytronic]

Batman is cool and certainly a favorite.
There's been quite a few popular actors who have emulated the bat on screen.

I've only seen one actor play Chuck Norris tho...

 

[baseballbert]

But was Chuck Norris ever asked to play Batman? Nope!

 

[ams963]

Well according to Wikipedia , Batman has spent a significant portion of his life traveling the world and acquiring the skills needed to aid in his crusade against crime. His knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe.

Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and would often use law enforcement methods, as well as torture. Batman has been repeatedly described as one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe; his skills in martial arts are said to rival such notable martial artists as Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, and Richard Dragon.

Batman has the ability to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain. His ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth where he can appear and disappear in rather impossible situations. He is efficient with observation skills, logical reasoning, and forensic investigation. He is also efficient in escapology, thus allowing him to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with very little to no harm.

Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Batman.

A more proper question would be Batman vs Bruce Lee- who wins? Bruce would be moving so fast, Batman wouldn't see what hit him. Just like Chuck Norris had found out if you know what I mean Way of the Dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

 

[Force2Reckon]

Well according to Wikipedia , Batman has spent a significant portion of his life traveling the world and acquiring the skills needed to aid in his crusade against crime. His knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe.

Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and would often use law enforcement methods, as well as torture. Batman has been repeatedly described as one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe; his skills in martial arts are said to rival such notable martial artists as Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, and Richard Dragon.

Batman has the ability to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain. His ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth where he can appear and disappear in rather impossible situations. He is efficient with observation skills, logical reasoning, and forensic investigation. He is also efficient in escapology, thus allowing him to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with very little to no harm.

Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Batman.

A more proper question would be Batman vs Bruce Lee- who wins? Bruce would be moving so fast, Batman wouldn't see what hit him. Just like Chuck Norris had found out if you know what I mean Way of the Dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

bruce lee is dead, but chuck still lives

so basically, chuck > lee, lolz

 

[k72]

 

[baseballbert]

Well according to Wikipedia , Batman has spent a significant portion of his life traveling the world and acquiring the skills needed to aid in his crusade against crime. His knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe.

Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and would often use law enforcement methods, as well as torture. Batman has been repeatedly described as one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe; his skills in martial arts are said to rival such notable martial artists as Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, and Richard Dragon.

Batman has the ability to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain. His ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth where he can appear and disappear in rather impossible situations. He is efficient with observation skills, logical reasoning, and forensic investigation. He is also efficient in escapology, thus allowing him to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with very little to no harm.

Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Batman.

A more proper question would be Batman vs Bruce Lee- who wins? Bruce would be moving so fast, Batman wouldn't see what hit him. Just like Chuck Norris had found out if you know what I mean Way of the Dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

BAM! And there you go!

 

[k72]

Batman has a cape if I'm not mistaken. And anyone who has seen the Incredibles knows what happens to "superheroes" who wear capes.

 

[ams963]

bruce lee is dead, but chuck still lives

so basically, chuck > lee, lolz

That's a cheap shot man. Batman is a comic character. We are all using our imaginations here. To claim one is better just because the other is dead - is purely cheap, cripple and nasty mentality. Your reasoning is rubbish. You should see a psychiatrist.

Batman has a cape if I'm not mistaken. And anyone who has seen the Incredibles knows what happens to "superheroes" who wear capes.

Criminals wouldn't be frightened by the Batman without the cape. He would just be a muscular ordinary guy. The whole notion and fear of The Batman would be gone. And Batman has always been able to mind his cape properly unlike the Incredibles. :wink:

BAM! And there you go!

During the shooting of the fighting scene between Lee and Norris in the Way of the Dragon, Lee was asked to slow down his moves. He was striking so fast the camera couldn't capture his moves. His striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second.