Battery issue question

[chuckd1991]

Can the battery drainage problem only be fixed via firmware, not software? And if so, how does the firmware fix it?

 

[anon(5969054)]

Through an update Nokia will send tiny little men to your device. Once they have entered your device and have inspected all the bits and bytes they will walk towards your battery. When they have sat camp, next morning they will use their bores and equipments to make tiny holes inside your battery. The smallest Nokia working men will climb inside your battery and fart as much as possible. They will do this in shifts. All the new gasses inside your battery will now initiate a chemical reaction. The tiny Nokia workers will escape the battery as fast as possible and seal it. During this whole process you should try not to move your phone. Best is to leave it flat on the table so that the Nokia workers don't get shaken through your device. When they are done they will climb behind the screen and remove some pixels so you can see them. They will do a little dance for you. If you wish to get rid of them, because you can't read a text like this anymore you should go to your favorite YouTube app and play a Justin Bieber song. They will get electrocuted immediately and slide as corpses down across your screen until they manifest on the Windows button. This is where they will rest in peace forever. So now you know the tremendous work and sacrifices behind your battery's revival.

 

[chuckd1991]

You must have degrees in computer science and electronics, as well as every certification offered by CompTIA in order to be able to offer such intricate insights. Either that, or a one armed monkey half blind from syphilis got a hold of your keyboard.

 

[anon(5969054)]

You must have degrees in computer science and electronics, as well as every certification offered by CompTIA in order to be able to offer such intricate insights. Either that, or a one armed monkey half blind from syphilis got a hold of your keyboard.

Thank you.