The saga of Windows Phone and me

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I'm a confessed smartphone addict. I have had more phones from different platforms than I'd care to list. My feelings about each platform can be summed up here:

Android - Love the flexibility, and it's the only platform I can block callers on, but hate the way battery drains, even when not in use.

iOS - It's beautiful, but boring. It hasn't changed in years and you have to launch an app to do literally everything. That being said, it has an app for literally everything and the apps usually have the best functionality and look good.

WP7 - It's elegant and beautiful, but some functionality just isn't there yet and app support is terrible.

I have bounced back and forth from platform to platform almost monthly for the last few years. I give Android another chance, love all of the personalization it has, then get frustrated with battery life. It's not that I can't make it through a day. I always can. It's that the battery drains rapidly whether I use it or not. For some reason, that really bothers me. I go back to iOS and I'm happy with battery life, then the simplicity starts to bore me. I go back to WP7 and I'm wowed all over again by the elegance and speed, but find myself missing apps and functionality. Absolutely love the Twitter/Facebook integration and no other platform can match it.

To put it another way:

iOS is the loyal girlfriend who will always take you back and she's stable, but the relationship is on her terms (you're whipped).

Android is that dirty blonde you meet in the club. She's fresh and new and she'll do whatever you want in the bedroom, but if you spend too much time with her, you find that she always wants to go to sleep early and seems to always have some kind of medical problem.

WP7 is the pretty girl you really want to be with, but she's missing something that you need (i.e. large breasts, a round booty, etc.) and every time you get back together with her, the romance fizzles fast, especially when you ask her to try something you saw in a porn and she says she can't.

Disclaimer: I'm currently using a Titan. I bought a Titan II a few days ago and immediately took it back due to a dead pixel and frustration over the fact that it wouldn't sync with my Google account. I picked up a first gen Titan for cheap on Craigs. I also have an iPhone 4s and a Galaxy Note. The 4s is my standby phone and is currently parked. I'm making another go of it with the Titan.

Anyway, that's my story. I'm sure I'm not alone in the "smartphone identity crisis" department.
 
Forgetting that this isn't a saga your WP7/pretty girl analogy suggests WP7 is only missing superficial things which would translate into its not missing anything important.
 
Forgetting that this isn't a saga your WP7/pretty girl analogy suggests WP7 is only missing superficial things which would translate into its not missing anything important.

I guess it depends on your priorities. For some people, a nice booty is all that matters. What's superficial to one person is mandatory to another.
 
Forgetting that this isn't a saga your WP7/pretty girl analogy suggests WP7 is only missing superficial things which would translate into its not missing anything important.
Yep, sounds like WP7 is the only one you would bring home to meet the parents.

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Pretty much nailed it. :lol:

Google is like a pimp that whores their OS out to everyone and that's why it's got viruses.

Android can be fun, but it's not suitable for a long term relationship because you'll never be able to trust it.

iOS totally the boring and predictable type. Beautiful, but not sexy or intriguing at all, kind of like Miss America.

WP7 is like an exotic looking hot girl that's doesn't look like any of the others, new and exciting but stable and comes from a good family. English isn't her first language and there are some cultural barriers that mean she's not always going to be able to play all the games your friends do. She only represents 3% of the population so some less enlightened individuals will give you funny looks when they see you out together.
 
lol, great post. I'm quite the pimp as well. I'm getting a Note, and Titan 2 within a month or so and will be retiring my Skyrocket and Titan 1.


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hahahaha this totally made my day!! I'm glad to know that i'm not the only one who is confused by what platform i like!!