Wife for sale

[switch side method]

Average condition woman with a few marks on her, slow runner, top speed is 8mph, had 8 previous owners, may need a push start in the morning and body work not in good condition. Want to upgrade to a Japanese model if possible

 

[sahib lopez]

._. Ehhhhhhh I didn't know we could sell wife's now . Well good luck with your sale
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[jonathanrn]

Rough week?

 

[Guytronic]

Lol!
Good luck!

 

[aximtreo]

Thought about offering mine on a trade but you have suffered enough.

 

[Guytronic]

Be sure to give good feedback to the buyer :smile:

 

[Jas00555]

Is she carrier unlocked?

 

[xandros9]

This is new!

Trade you for this preloved bowl of noodles (ok fine, soup) I have right now. But is she compatible with industry standard I/O?
Soup condition 4/10, comes with a piece of green onion, bowl itself is unlocked so will function with any food or object you decide, so not just noodles. (bowl is 10/10)
Will need cleaning after use, but think about it!
Willing to ship continental US, USPS Priority.
Act now, before its gone!

Will toss in complimentary chopsticks and Palm Touchstone. (so you have something that can potentially touch you. you know, "touch"stone, right?)

 

[troylytle]

Let me know if this works. I have one too. Where is the button that says "I have an item like this for sale"?

 

[anon6002755]

I thought it was industry standard to just swap them out after two years? and even at the end of that period aren't you pretty much pulling your hair out waiting for that upgrade?