HoloLens + porn = infinite money

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Laugh all you want you guys, but I made this thread because I think it's a pretty serious factor to consider in the whole VR craze that's going on these days. This guy knows what he's talking about:

The whole post really is about if the porn industry get on-board (quite literally), it could do great things.
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Yeah, it's porn. It's naughty, we can't talk about that. But in all seriousness, if the porn industry were to get onboard the Hololens, I'd be willing to bet the sales numbers will go through the roof. And I think a lot of you want that to happen.

Sex sells.
 

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Hmm.... I think a good accessory might be some type of gloves to give you touch feedback. I suppose while it would be nice to simply do your thing while looking at something, "touching" the POI would be way more fun.

I wonder though... Does the Hololens have speakers built into it? I mean, how is the stripper going to tell you how bad she is if you can't hear her? I don't think text would be that sexy.
 

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Hmm.... I think a good accessory might be some type of gloves to give you touch feedback. I suppose while it would be nice to simply do your thing while looking at something, "touching" the POI would be way more fun.

I wonder though... Does the Hololens have speakers built into it? I mean, how is the stripper going to tell you how bad she is if you can't hear her? I don't think text would be that sexy.

Oh I'm pretty sure Fleshlight will see that all of that is provided in a nifty pack. Just like they also offer you now an adapter for your tablet.
 

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If i got HoloLens then i am going to pin all my porn collections into the wall and watch them anytime without any disturbance!
 

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Retinal scanning for login would be nice... So you're watching naked people dance in front of you and put the hololense down for a sec... Wife grabs it before you get back and all she sees is puppy dogs and flowers.
 

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Dare I say it Microsoft, please be adding security features to the HoloLens which blocks Holographic Porn from being watched using the HoloLens! That'll save thousands of lives from being brainwashed into being idiots.
 

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LOL, made me think of this video....WOW gamers will remember some of this....It's safe but, would not blast it at work (some content might be offensive to some people)


Like anything today, this could be great or it could be a nightmare. Did you know torrent sites are filled with 2160p 4K videos and you can really see how ugly these porn starts really are ?....YUCK... LOL (was looking for 4K videos/movies and there is PAGES AND PAGES of 4K porn)

Dare I say it Microsoft, please be adding security features to the HoloLens which blocks Holographic Porn from being watched using the HoloLens! That'll save thousands of lives from being brainwashed into being idiots.

Never will happen, MS wants to sell tons of them even though they don't support it, they will turn a black eye to it...

All kidding aside, this thing will sell like hotcakes in the porn market alone, I would bet it would sell more for porn viewers than gamers..and that is scary...

As long as there is content available, If the tech works like it should I would bet there would be videos available before the HoloLens is even released.
 

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Dare I say it Microsoft, please be adding security features to the HoloLens which blocks Holographic Porn from being watched using the HoloLens! That'll save thousands of lives from being brainwashed into being idiots.

If they do that, they'll deserve to lose millions in potential sales.
Face the facts: sex sells. Microsoft doesn't need to sell it. But they'll sell a lot more if people can actually watch holographic porn. They'll probably implement a safe toggle like they do on IE, but to completely block it would be really really stupid. And bad business.


LOL, made me think of this video....WOW gamers will remember some of this....It's safe but, would not blast it at work (some content might be offensive to some people)

That's from the musical Avenue Q.
This is the best parody, to me lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IraQfhlMwi4
 
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This thread along with the article about Chloe really makes me sad to be male lmao.

More importantly I'd hope Microsoft wouldn't allow something like this tone associated with any type of questionable and lame stuff. Make holographic teaching for kids. Gaming...save the porns for the deviant to find online.
 

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This thread along with the article about Chloe really makes me sad to be male lmao.

More importantly I'd hope Microsoft wouldn't allow something like this tone associated with any type of questionable and lame stuff. Make holographic teaching for kids. Gaming...save the porns for the deviant to find online.

I don't know how they'll handle Hololens, but Bing actually works way better than Google when it comes to searching for porn lmao.
 

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I don't know how they'll handle Hololens, but Bing actually works way better than Google when it comes to searching for porn lmao.

Yeah, idk know why/how, but I agree 100%. Like seriously, every "scenario" ',:) that I type in, Bing's videos are always way better.
 

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This thread along with the article about Chloe really makes me sad to be male lmao.

More importantly I'd hope Microsoft wouldn't allow something like this tone associated with any type of questionable and lame stuff. Make holographic teaching for kids. Gaming...save the porns for the deviant to find online.

Or..... Let people do what they want. I realize that's a radical thought, but you should consider it.
 

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I don't know how they'll handle Hololens, but Bing actually works way better than Google when it comes to searching for porn lmao.

Yep, MS should consider this as an opportunity and foot their step into porn industry.
I mean diversify business.
Microporn or Pornsoft would be a better name for that business.isn't?
 
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