1. enahs555's Avatar
    Just a list of things you can say to Cortana and get a response. That is, of a non-useful nature, more for fun. Add ones you find!

    • How old are you
    • You are ugly
    • you are beautiful
    • how old are you
    • what is your name
    • I hate you Cortana
    • I love you
    • tell me a joke
    • sing me a song
    • are you human
    • where do babies come from
    • what do you think about Microsoft
    • what are you wearing
    • what are you doing
    • beam me up
    • open the pod bay doors
    • whats the answer to the universe
    • knock knock
    • what is the best smart phone
    • what is the meaning of life
    • tell me a story
    04-14-2014 08:14 PM
  2. ebradley's Avatar
    "Are you better than Siri?"
    Great answer.
    Taylor White1 likes this.
    04-14-2014 08:18 PM
  3. Taylor White1's Avatar
    "Are you better than Siri?"
    Great answer.
    Omfg epic response lol
    04-14-2014 08:19 PM
  4. Derausgewanderte's Avatar
    ask her: " who is your daddy?"
    and she will reply: "Technically speaking....."
    funny
    04-14-2014 08:23 PM
  5. k0de's Avatar
    ask her: " who is your daddy?"
    and she will reply: "Technically speaking....."
    funny
    That will be Bill Gates. Lol
    hamidkhatri likes this.
    04-14-2014 08:29 PM
  6. Derausgewanderte's Avatar
    That will be Bill Gates. Lol
    "No big deal" is the funny part.
    david90531 likes this.
    04-14-2014 08:31 PM
  7. tmac9127's Avatar
    Do you like Siri?

    Answer: "Hard to say. So far our conversations have been kinda one-sided."
    04-14-2014 08:40 PM
  8. anon(5803215)'s Avatar
    Do you like Steve Ballmer?
    "Dev, Dev, Dev, etc!"
    04-14-2014 11:35 PM
  9. berty6294's Avatar
    What does the fox say?
    StevoPhilo and david90531 like this.
    04-14-2014 11:38 PM
  10. Intrepid00's Avatar
    Am I ugly?
    04-14-2014 11:53 PM
  11. david90531's Avatar
    What does the fox say?
    LMAO I had to type that one though, for some reason no matter how many times I say it Cortana reads it as "What does the box say" =_+
    04-15-2014 12:00 AM
  12. jeffreygeee's Avatar
    How do I look?
    04-15-2014 12:22 AM
  13. cckgz4's Avatar
    Lol this is fun
    04-15-2014 12:25 AM
  14. StevoPhilo's Avatar
    LMAO I had to type that one though, for some reason no matter how many times I say it Cortana reads it as "What does the box say" =_+
    Same. I can't type it or she will just Bing the results.
    04-15-2014 12:26 AM
  15. Kristian Jay's Avatar
    "Marry me."
    re: "I know you know this, but I'm saying it anyway: I'm in a phone."
    JPDVM2014 likes this.
    04-15-2014 02:19 AM
  16. BioticCharger's Avatar
    "Are you hot?"
    04-15-2014 02:38 AM
  17. Zacharyw70's Avatar
    I like the multiple replies you can get to these. I asked several of the questions here and got different responses, it makes for a nice touch.
    04-15-2014 02:45 AM
  18. Surya Teja's Avatar
    I asked it- "Who is Your father??"
    It replied "Bill gates"
    Then I askd.., "How old is he?"
    It is serching in bing-"How old is he" nothing related to bill gates... whats this??
    04-15-2014 02:54 AM
  19. Irrationalad's Avatar
    "Do you like Steve Ballmer?"

    "You could power Cleveland with that guys energy!"
    04-15-2014 05:41 AM
  20. berty6294's Avatar
    Yeah to get What does the fox say? to work you have so say fox slowly, then pause and say "say".
    04-15-2014 12:10 PM
  21. ekiRYL's Avatar
    try to ask "do you love me?" :D
    04-15-2014 12:18 PM
  22. berty6294's Avatar
    Talk dirty to me.
    04-15-2014 12:19 PM

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