10-28-2013 12:10 PM
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  1. gsquared's Avatar
    Sitting at my local watering-hole when an attractive asian girl sits down beside me. As I glance over I notice her playing with her phone. Low and behold its a red L1020. I look over in her direction and say hey there sexy. She abruptly looks to me and says "excuse me!" I responded by saying "I apologize, I was speaking to your phone."

    We actually had a very good conversation. I was curious as to how she liked the device .. yada, yada. I was surprised how adept she was with the device. She knew the device very well. Oh, she was a former IPhone user that had become distraught with AAPL and releasing the same stuff year after year with no real innovation.
    10-24-2013 09:41 AM
  2. palandri's Avatar
    I thought I would have to add NSFW to your title
    10-24-2013 09:50 AM
  3. Ultimateone's Avatar
    So... you were a surprised a young female knew her phone?
    rdubmu likes this.
    10-24-2013 09:53 AM
  4. gsquared's Avatar
    So... you were a surprised a young female knew her phone?
    I was surprised she had an L1020 period. Whats up with the attitude there slick?
    rdubmu likes this.
    10-24-2013 09:58 AM
  5. berty6294's Avatar
    Why's she got to be Asian? Are we like a different species? Why not just an attractive person in general, why that she's Asian?
    10-24-2013 10:01 AM
  6. FearL0rd's Avatar
    Sitting at my local watering-hole when an attractive asian girl sits down beside me. As I glance over I notice her playing with her phone. Low and behold its a red L1020. I look over in her direction and say hey there sexy. She abruptly looks to me and says "excuse me!" I responded by saying "I apologize, I was speaking to your phone."

    We actually had a very good conversation. I was curious as to how she liked the device .. yada, yada. I was surprised how adept she was with the device. She knew the device very well. Oh, she was a former IPhone user that had become distraught with AAPL and releasing the same stuff year after year with no real innovation.
    She likes sexy pictures in Highdef lol
    rdubmu likes this.
    10-24-2013 10:03 AM
  7. ikissfutebol's Avatar
    Why's she got to be Asian? Are we like a different species? Why not just an attractive person in general, why that she's Asian?
    Perhaps he has a thing for Asians and wanted to "set the mood" for others that are into Asians. Not unheard of for people to have a thing for people with the appearance/trait of natives to a certain geographic . Ask a lady about English or Aussie accents... I think people are over reacting by thinking he was using Asian in a negative sense. I read it as the poster has a thing for people that have an Eastern Asian appearance. The fact she knew her phone I read as potentially a sexiest remark as opposed to racist. Even then... I think it's fair to be surprised when someone that doesn't seem nerdy is savvy with their product beyond the Average Joe.
    10-24-2013 10:08 AM
  8. berty6294's Avatar
    Hehe I was only kidding. I'm not even Asian
    MrCartas and whatup12 like this.
    10-24-2013 10:11 AM
  9. Jas00555's Avatar
    Well, duh she knows the phone pretty well. If she was Asian, she probably built it jkjk but I must say that you have some guts to use that line to talk to someone because I probably wouldn't start a conversation with a stranger by going "hey, there sexy... I, I mean the phone."
    10-24-2013 10:13 AM
  10. hopmedic's Avatar
    Why's she got to be Asian? Are we like a different species? Why not just an attractive person in general, why that she's Asian?
    Since you went there, I'll go here - I've wondered why we stopped referring to "people" (man, woman, boy, girl), and started referring to them by their gender (male, female). In my mind, by referring to people by gender as in the thread title, we dehumanize them. Just my thoughts, not trying to start a huge debate.
    berty6294, Boris Lozac and nohra like this.
    10-24-2013 10:18 AM
  11. hcrick's Avatar
    The safe thing would've been to say "Greetings mammal."
    10-24-2013 10:42 AM
  12. berty6294's Avatar
    The safe thing would've been to say "Greetings mammal."
    Why's it got to be a mammal? Are we like a different species? Why not just an attractive object in general, why that it's mammal?
    10-24-2013 10:55 AM
  13. hcrick's Avatar
    Lol
    Boris Lozac likes this.
    10-24-2013 11:04 AM
  14. rubenwidjaja's Avatar
    no pics = hoax hahhaha
    kidding :)
    nohra likes this.
    10-24-2013 11:05 AM
  15. jiayit's Avatar
    I have no idea where you met her, but I'm an unattractive young female Asian living in Asia with a L920 and if anybody used that opening line, I'd probably ignore and escape from whoever it is.
    10-24-2013 11:05 AM
  16. hcrick's Avatar
    lol that would've been the smart thing to do
    10-24-2013 11:13 AM
  17. S Vaibhav's Avatar
    L1020 doesn't come in red lol
    10-24-2013 11:14 AM
  18. berty6294's Avatar
    OMG WE HAVE ALL JUST BEEN TROLLED TO THE MAX!!i
    S Vaibhav likes this.
    10-24-2013 11:25 AM
  19. Neusyn's Avatar
    This thread... Makes me laugh. First part of your story I just thought... Spaghetti.
    berty6294 likes this.
    10-24-2013 11:26 AM
  20. JerseySal's Avatar
    10-24-2013 11:32 AM
  21. Boris Lozac's Avatar
    Awesome thread, had a good laugh :D
    nohra likes this.
    10-24-2013 11:38 AM
  22. berty6294's Avatar
    This thread... Makes me laugh. First part of your story I just thought... Spaghetti.
    YESSS OMG hahaha
    10-24-2013 11:39 AM
  23. berty6294's Avatar
    • sitting at my local watering-hole
    • attractive asian girl sits down beside me
    • she playing with her phone
    • its a red L1020
    • i say hey there sexy.
    • she looks at me and say "excuse me!"
    • I respond "I apologize, I was speaking to your phone."
    • she doesn't laugh
    • I reach into pocket to show my Lumia before she leaves
    • spaghetti falls out
    • everybody stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor
    • I try to clean it up with my jacket but it doesn't work
    • I run out of store


    No pics of girl because I ran away
    10-24-2013 11:47 AM
  24. berty6294's Avatar
    Guys I worked very hard to make that a spaghetti story. At least like a high five or something? Not even a like?
    Indistinguishable likes this.
    10-24-2013 12:55 PM
  25. Jas00555's Avatar
    Guys I worked very hard to make that a spaghetti story. At least like a high five or something? Not even a like?
    I honestly don't understand the reference lol
    hopmedic likes this.
    10-24-2013 12:56 PM
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