Inspired by the Chuck posts in the Mango rumor thread I thought it would be fun to have a Chuck Norris thread (can never have enough Chuck!). So post your best Chuck WP phrases, best one gets a Mango! :D
If Chuck Norris had a WP the AVG malware would have refused to install on his phone.
If Chuck Norris had WP7 there would be a release of if the ChuNo update (WP version infinity.) This allows to the user to not open apps. Rather they get roundhouse kicks to the face and a message that states that only Chuck Norris can handle WP ChuNo. This is the only feature the phone has thus dubbing it CN7. Also this rom can not be updated as no one can 1 up Chuck Norris. All previous versions of WP have been burned in a pile along with the dead ninjas that Chuck Norris didn't have time to eat.