Nicknames for my stuff:
Project car in the garage=Cross to bear
My desktop PC=Crash W McMicro
Surface RT=Now What McSludge?
Asus TF700T=Rip McBrick
My notebook=Lap burner
Lumia 521=Little phone that could
Lumia 925=Smiler
Truck=Guzzler
RV=Heaven on 2 axles