Chill out, Cortana...

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Tell me about it......lower MI here..... I was trying to text when the first came in. Then I was trying to search for a app when the second one came in. Then I almost threw my phone when shortly there after the third one came in while I was arranging some tiles.

YO CORTANA......IT"S FREAKING CALLED.....................SUMMER!

87 degrees and 66% humidity are not going to kill anyone I'm pretty sure.
 
You poor babies. Come to Arizona for July - September. It's Monsoon season meaning temps above 100 and humidity above 50%. That's when it's not raining.
 
The humidity is irritating. But the constant Heat Advisories from Cortana are bad too. I like Cortana's weather warnings. Especially when she warns me about Flood in the area :orly:

But this wasn't happening on WP 8.1.
 
It's happening to me on 8.1. It's not a w10 thing. I get a heat advisory warning every ten minutes in St Louis, MO.
 
I get flood advisory warnings multiple times a day here in DC, despite being well inland and at a good elevation.
 
I must have got 25 heat advisories yesterday. On 8.1. Turned it off in the interests, thanks for the tip!
 
I just got a couple heat advisories on my Android with Cortana. It's like 85F/29C!

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I am just hoping someday soon there will be a Cortana alert on the bleeping phone. Not available in the region yet. It has been a while for these guys to organise it and nothing yet in AU. I am hoping there was a hush hush program behind the doors to get cortana up and running with release of windows 10 same for the mobile version of it.
 
That's because there is no need to warn anyone in Shanghai about 110 degrees and 95% humidity. If temperatures drop below 90 or humidity below 80 that's when Cortana will go nuts on you as well and spam you with warnings that you're about to freeze to death. Also, it'd make sense to have a "careful - too much oxygen" warning for Chinese cities as well.
 
I find it funny that you get spammed by those heat warnings and I never did when I was in Shanghai a few days ago where it was 110 degrees fahrenheit and 95% humidity!!!
Good lord!:shocked:
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You poor babies. Come to Arizona for July - September. It's Monsoon season meaning temps above 100 and humidity above 50%. That's when it's not raining.

The temp is gonna be nice the next week.. But we know what's coming...
That or mother nature is drunk (100+ in May but 90 in July?)
 

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