Do Your Co-Workers **** you off?

[JerseySal]

I've never had a co worker **** me off, but I once had a co worker **** me off.

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Poison her.

Sorry, i HAD to laugh when seeing this, but OP, bail ain't cheap these days so I'd avoid that...
OP, your story reminded me of a friend I had in high school who had a cooler he brought to school daily because his mom made the best lemonade around. He got sick and tired of people asking him for lemonade once word got out how good his mom's lemonade was. So one day he slipped some laxative in it and gave it out to all those regulars who used to bother him. They spent the rest of the day ********in the bathroom and never bothered him again.

I'd lock the cup in my desk drawer or get a lid with a lock on the mug itself.

 

[peacefulberry]

Yep, they do. My gripe's newspapers. I have big trouble here. First, I don't mind anybody reading my newspaper, as long as they ask me first. It's only polite. If I wanted to read somebody else's newspaper I'd ask them if I could. Second, could you not read my newspaper over my shoulder, please. That's just plain rude. Third, a case I'll never forget. Reading my newspaper and a girl sits down beside me, along with her dappy girl mate. As I read my paper, girl spots an article she likes, so she kind of stops me turning the pages over so she can read it. Being polite I go with it. However, after she's been reading the article (in my newspaper) for about five minutes I've had enough. I turn the page. Then, her dappy girl mate looks at me in horror as if I've committed some war crime and exclaims "She was reading that!". WTF? If you want to read a newspaper buy your f'ing own.

HILARIOUS!!! Your story and the op's story put together sounds like an episode of The Office!

 

[fredie12]

here's an idea for you buy a tube of zovirax cold sore cream put a dab on your lip one day and see how many people use your mug then!!!! LOL

p.s yes i have a twisted sence of humour! and hate people who touch my stuff :angry:

 

[BIGPADDY]

I keep all my stuff on my desk and important stuff goes into my draws.

I share an office which is kept lock when no ones in, the cleaner don't come in ever to clean up it tends to fall on me a lot. (*_*)

 

[mlm1950]

Sorry, i HAD to laugh when seeing this, but OP, bail ain't cheap these days so I'd avoid that...

OP, your story reminded me of a friend I had in high school who had a cooler he brought to school daily because his mom made the best lemonade around. He got sick and tired of people asking him for lemonade once word got out how good his mom's lemonade was. So one day he slipped some laxative in it and gave it out to all those regulars who used to bother him. They spent the rest of the day ********in the bathroom and never bothered him again.

I'd lock the cup in my desk drawer or get a lid with a lock on the mug itself.

Guess that kid wasn't much of an entrepreneur.

 

[berty6294]

I stand by the poison.

 

[ttsoldier]

these responses are hilarious. hahaa

 

[squire777]

At the places I have worked the dishes and cups left in the kitchen are there for everyone to use unless someone has marked something as theirs. People keep their own cups and dishes at their desk.

It's quite odd that someone would pick up a mug off of someone else's desk and use it. Things on another employee's desk are usually off limits, even work related things such as papers.

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Guess that kid wasn't much of an entrepreneur.

He had two problems - he was too kind hearted - but more importantly, many of our classmates were freeloaders so he wouldn't have steady paying customers anyways...now, if his mom could have baked, he'd get more business with cookies...