Ok - Mine has now been drop-tested. This evening we came home, and my phone hit the concrete steps by the driveway. To explain, we have a motion-sensing light mounted to the rail of the deck, pointing down to the sidewalk below, and below that there are four or five steps down to the driveway, concrete. As I walked up to the steps, the light came on, and as I got to the top of the steps, I saw a snake. It was about 16-20" long, probably a juvenile, is my best guess. I haven't identified it yet.
I have some decking wood sitting there, as I am not yet done rebuilding the deck. I grabbed a piece of wood, and opened the Flashlight-X app on my phone, so I could see since it went under the deck. I went under the deck (about 4-5' off the ground) and caught up to the snake. Now let me tell you I am deathly afraid of snakes, so I was determined that this one was not going to grow up and eat me. I got the snake under the end of the wood, and it struck at the wood several times (wood about 4' long, 5/4 decking wood). My wife went and got the hoe, and I cut its head off.
I used the hoe to pick it up and take it to the sidewalk under the light, to take a picture so I could identify it. While taking the picture, it started moving. I jumped almost out of my skin, and almost falling down the steps, as I was standing on them. Of course, my phone fell, and it right on the edge of the concrete steps. Steps 1, Phone 0. Screen broke. And just one day after applying my Decal Girl skin, under the Poetic Atmosphere case. Bummer.
Here's a video of the snake moving away from its head, and a still pic of it, as well. I haven't identified it yet, so if anyone has any ideas, let me know. FYI, we're in northeast Georgia.
[video]http://sdrv.ms/115stGb[/video]
Looks like tomorrow I'm heading to the Microsoft Store to get a replacement under their warranty. I'm glad I bought their warranty, rather than use Assurion's. Half the price, and I can walk into the store and walk out with a replacement.