Funniest Quotes (No Memes Allowed)

[MSFTisMIA]

Hey everyone! So before memes were cool, there great and funny quotes on signs, mugs, and T-Shirts.

The rules for the thread are simple. Post a picture of a hilarious quote or phrase or sentence found on something such as a shirt, sign, billboard, cup etc. It cannot be a meme. Here's an example...

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[HXD]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art Crunchy and go well with Ketchup."
Don't know who said it, though.