Well since no one else is posting jokes, I'll post another one.
A father walks by a general store and sees that they have for sale a robot that slaps anybody who lies. So he buys it.
Later that day he decides to test it over dinner with his son and wife so he puts it next to the table.
Father: How was school today son?
Son: Awesome! I paid attention in all the classes.
"Robot slaps son"
Son: Ok I skipped 3 classes...
Father: Really? Why?
Son: I went to the library to prepare for a test.
"Robot slaps son"
Son: Ok ok I went to the strip club...
Mother: Hahaha he truly is your son!
"Robot slaps mother"
A father walks by a general store and sees that they have for sale a robot that slaps anybody who lies. So he buys it.
Later that day he decides to test it over dinner with his son and wife so he puts it next to the table.
Father: How was school today son?
Son: Awesome! I paid attention in all the classes.
"Robot slaps son"
Son: Ok I skipped 3 classes...
Father: Really? Why?
Son: I went to the library to prepare for a test.
"Robot slaps son"
Son: Ok ok I went to the strip club...
Mother: Hahaha he truly is your son!
"Robot slaps mother"
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