If Chuck Norris had a WP.....

[theefman]

Inspired by the Chuck posts in the Mango rumor thread I thought it would be fun to have a Chuck Norris thread (can never have enough Chuck!). So post your best Chuck WP phrases, best one gets a Mango!

If Chuck Norris had a WP the AVG malware would have refused to install on his phone.

 

[1jaxstate1]

If Chuck Norris had a WP7, all Andoids phone would set themselves to self destruct!

 

[Wiccan Lagar]

If Chuck Norris had a windows 7 phone he would use Bing Maps to find waldo

 

[ajmstilt]

Chuck Norris used to have a windows mobile handset, he roudhouse kicked it and it turned into WP7.

 

[anon(5329672)]

If Chuck Norris had a windows 7 phone with 4G it would have 5G capabilities.

 

[Wiccan Lagar]

If Chuck Norris had WP7 phone, he would use the GPS to lead his horse to water then make it drink.

 

[Reflexx]

When Chuck Norris was getting upset with his Android phone, MS gave him a free Windows Phone.

...thus, saving the world.

 

[Rhody#WP]

Chuck Norris can multitask in Nodo.

Chuck Norris can store 32GB of music in WP device with 16GB of storage.

 

[willied]

Chuck Norris can multitask in Nodo.

That was a good one.

 

[selfcreation]

Chuck Norris has the Tango update......


but seriously ... Chuck Norris’s beard has its own WP Production line.

 

[Wiccan Lagar]

If Chuck Norris had WP7 there would be a release of if the ChuNo update (WP version infinity.) This allows to the user to not open apps. Rather they get roundhouse kicks to the face and a message that states that only Chuck Norris can handle WP ChuNo. This is the only feature the phone has thus dubbing it CN7. Also this rom can not be updated as no one can 1 up Chuck Norris. All previous versions of WP have been burned in a pile along with the dead ninjas that Chuck Norris didn't have time to eat.

 

[gsquared]

If Chuck Norris had a WP7 Microsoft would rename the entire platform simply "Chuck". In fact all phones would be know henceforth as "Chuck".

 

[starblade876]

Chuck Norris can make face-to-face video calls using the Samsung Focus.

 

[thed]

I happen to have a screenshot of what his start screen looks like. (sorry for my poor Paint.NET skills)

 

[Judge_Daniel]

Chuck Norris' WP has no search button; Chuck Norris already knows everything.