It's tuesday, where's the 8.1 update?

Do you guys even read the update names/descriptions? Of course Security Update for IE doesn't mean you get context menus on the start screen, nor does Malicious Software Tool mean that you can pin modern apps to the taskbar. 😊
 
Do you guys even read the update names/descriptions? Of course Security Update for IE doesn't mean you get context menus on the start screen, nor does Malicious Software Tool mean that you can pin modern apps to the taskbar. 

One of the 5 updates is just labeled "Update for Windows 8.1", nothing about security, or malicious software removal.
 
Got the update on UK. Strange thing, when I swipe to close apps it takes me to desktop instead of start screen?
 
It's just appeared for me now in the UK :) I checked not long ago and there was nothing, but the update is now available at 887MB in size.