Joke time

[Bhaskar Parikh1]

Technological Innocence!
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A girl posted a question in a WhatsApp group:
"Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times
then will it become 64 bit?"
.
Another Girl in the group replied:
"Yes....but it will also become Windows-14."
ALL boys left group..

 

[jontyfernz]

Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

iPhone users who've been saying, "I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me," all these years... Apple just orphaned you...!!!"

Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch... They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say: "iPhone Chhe"

With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple.... as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.

Dear Apple,
iPhone-6 Will Be Priced At 70k...
iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi ...??

iPhone's are like the Golmaal movie:
Every new version has the same features... but is longer than the previous one..!!!
iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja earned from his Bollywood career...!!!

 

[heickelrrx]

I hope this tread is locked

Don't tease me yet. Please read this tread title.

 

[Bhaskar Parikh1]

42?+ temperature....

Dear Sun,
Please go to settings>display>brightness and lower your brightness! Please its too hot to handle!

Sun replied...
I have not changed any settings.
Please go to your settings and...
1. Increase number of trees...
2. Reduce carbon emissions levels...
3. Reduce concrete jungles...
4. Increase number of lakes...

Basically, switch to human mode from auto mode...!!!

 

[Bhaskar Parikh1]

Please read this carefully.
Warning by doctors!!!
Do not drink water after eating fish because, drinking water may cause the fish to swim and then you will feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach.

- Doctor from IIN ..

 

[heickelrrx]

Dear All student. Please bring weapon on the next week. Use It to protect yourself against nonsense lecture.

 

[Richard Culverhouse]

Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.

lol! Oh, dear, but made me chuckle lol

 

[Grityy Dagghy]

lol

 

[Bhaskar Parikh1]

 

[Bhaskar Parikh1]

64th birthday of Rajni sir
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Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
now?
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are
facts!
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
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Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is
Still Running
---------------------------------- Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
Coz ... LIGHT came second...
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Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
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When Rajnikant was a student! You
can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said
"statue" to a girl... Now that Statue
is know as
"Statue of Liberty"
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Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons.... and .... The rain
was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did British leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948...
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This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes
on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the
INTERNET..

 

[Bhaskar Parikh1]

Friend : Dude you were too drunk last night.
Me : No man I was in control.
Friend : Dude you Threw A tennis ball at my dog and said
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU..