Here is the post.
Got my new nokia 900 today 
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"So I'm on my lunch break and wanted to share with you all that It is real and its in my hands. April 8th online and 9th in store still??? well I know the answer to that question and I could be awesome and tell you, but I'm typically an ******* sooooo I'll think about it. will post pics after work. Don't want to be doing that here, my livelihood and all..."
Meets all the classic prerequisites of saying something and it is really not true:
1) Declaration made! -I have __________<--- enter said thing
2) Takes time to post about it and knows people will want pics, says will take pics later and upload - never happens as people continue to wait and request. The amount of time to take a pic and upload isnt very long.
3) mentions will do things after something,: when i get home, after work, i have to go out tonight ill post tomorrow
4)Says he has details and either he cant say or not sure if she should
5) I have pic, but how do i post???- in this day in age, if you cant post anything you send a direct link after uploading it to image shack photobucket.
There are probably more things, but very common every year when madden football game comes out.
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