Prize-A-Day, Day 1: iPhone SmackTalk Edition

[Dieter Bohn]

Anybody who posts a reply in that thread between 9amEST on Feb 13th and 9amEST on the 14th will qualify for the drawing (and also will receive one entry for the Grand Prize). But we want you to do more than qualify, we want you to talk some smack in honor of the Windows Mobile 6 announcement. The preferred format is:

Your iPhone is so [blank], it [blank]!

Don't be fair. Don't be nice. (Don't be vulgar, though, either). Heck, don't even be truthful. We're talkin' smack here, kids!

 

[pmradio]

Your iPhone is so yesterday, it's calendar is always a day behind.

 

[flash13]

Your iPhone is so stupid you can put it to your ear and hear the ocean.

 

[Snowman81]

Your iPhone is so stupid, it's the only smartphone that isn't actually smart.

 

[doclee7123]

My WM Device can beat up your IPhone Device.

 

[Danceman]

My is better then yours

 

[brooose#CB]

The iphone is several daze late and several dollars too much...my treo 750 with WM6 will blow it out of the water!!!!

 

[naftalim]

Your iphone is not my iphone. Treo 750v rules!

 

[usskaos1]

Your iPhone is so Dead on Arrival, it should come with a list of phone numbers for local Coroner's offices.

 

[utey]

freebie a day

the iphone is looking more and more like an expensive and sexy Newton more and more very day!

 

[asmathews]

Your iPhone is pretty, but my Treo can run circles around you!

 

[claus2488]

your fone

your fone is so off the course that if you have it with you ... you can park in the disabled parking area and not get a ticket http://discussion.wmexperts.com/images/smilies/confused.gif

 

[Papa]

Your iPhone is so revolutionary, it reminds me of the dinosaurs

 

[gjlowe]

Your iPhone is like your mom...a swipe of the finger and it is turned on.

Too vulgar? Sorry if it is... too many viewings of White Men Can't Jump

 

[Dieter Bohn]

Thanks for your entries, folks - This day's contest is over, but there's another one up today!