"I'm a reasonable, intelligent person who really gave this phone a chance, and I really really wanted to love it, but it doesn't do things like iOS / Android so I can't recommend it and it's really heartbreaking because I so much wanted to love it.
"If you're a potential buyer sitting on the fence, I want to knock you off! The alternatives are flawless and anyone who is reasonable and intelligent knows this. I like this phone, but it doesn't have App XYZ or Feature QRS, and the beta apps suck, so if you're reasonable and intelligent like me, don't buy it! And if you argue with me, well, this is just my opinion and you must respect it because I am reasonable and intelligent!
"Oh, and I'm not ****** -- that's why I go into user forums and reasonably and intelligently put down the devices people here use! If I were a ******, I wouldn't be so reasonable and intelligent! And it's just MY opinion, so don't question it!"