"that's a big phone"

[Humhead]

I'm 5 for 5 on people seeing my new 1520 and saying "that's a big phone." I was wondering if anyone had witty comebacks or something they normally say to answer back?

 

[Sir William Wiener]

Tell them your girlfriend had to get a large phone too because her dainty little iPhone 5s screen couldn't accommodate the contents of your SnapChat pics to her... (Wink or something and walk away a badass).

 

[Laura Knotek]

https://twitter.com/NokiaUS/status/460482270541791235

 

[oditius]

I'm 5 for 5 on people seeing my new 1520 and saying "that's a big phone." I was wondering if anyone had witty comebacks or something they normally say to answer back?

"If you think that is big, let me unzip and show you HUGE!!" :shocked:

 

[soy_corriendo]

Lol everybody at my school said that I'm carrying around a tablet.

 

[oditius]

Just say "No way, my tablet has a 17" screen and my computer at home has a 55" screen. And Yes, SIZE DOES MATTER!!" LoL

 

[MrGoodSmith]

I buy my phone to be a tablet replacement, I buy my tablet to be a laptop replacement, I buy my laptop to be a desktop replacement, and I buy my desktop to be a super computer replacement.

 

[SlingLaker9811]

I buy my phone to be a tablet replacement, I buy my tablet to be a laptop replacement, I buy my laptop to be a desktop replacement, and I buy my desktop to be a super computer replacement.

Lol me too

 

[ecr80]

i normally just ignore them.

 

[manicottiK]

I tell people that it's the iPad Nano, but with improved software. That usually makes them look at it more.

 

[hs k]

Is that an iPhone? Why is the screen only 2 inches?

Oh sorry, that was your ego!

 

[anon(5445874)]

Just ask them if they're jel. Seriously though, when i'm out, if I see a 1520 or note3 or any huge phone like that, it stands out. I mean I see it and it's like WTF? Maybe if I had one it would just look normal, but it's not. I'm not saying it's bad or good, it just does stick out and people are going to notice. I guess it's a bit like driving around a fancy car.

 

[Tim Bearden]

I always say "No, it's regular size. Your phones just tiny."

 

[A895]

If only the 1520 was on Verizon. The only phablet I would get. *le sigh*

 

[J4rrod]

If only the 1520 was on Verizon. The only phablet I would get. *le sigh*

Did you really just say le sigh...

 

[A895]

Did you really just say le sigh...

 

[chuckd1991]

The two I hear most often: "That's a big phone!", and "Is that a phone or a tablet?".

 

[Zeem Frostmaw]

Who says you need to make a comeback? It's a big phone. The sky is blue. That's nice.

 

[hasasimo]

I'd just go with "thanks! yours is... well I mean it's not THAT tiny" in a consoling, sympathetic tone.

 

[Bram Vanroy]

I suppose you could figure out a couple of witty come-backs concerning your male parts.

When walking around with the 1520, some guys told me "Oh, you gotta compensate for something?" to which I often reply: "Well, I figured that if your tiny phone represents your **** size, then I'd buy a tablet. But I settled for a size smaller. Don't want to embarrass you too much!" (Which is followed by winking at a girl that is standing nearby, putting on sunglasses and walking away. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)