I need a Surface and/or an Asus tab as I am fresh out of luck using the laptop above. I would love either, and I need one so bad, like would sell a body part kinda bad. The former electrical item you see above and I are no longer on speaking terms. We stopped talking six years ago and I have been without a decent sized portable glowing thing since.
The Compaq was from a company that I used to work for, I used it faithfully until it died on me and took my music collection and photos with it. No worries my boss said, you can keep it, we will get you another. The duly got me a replacement but I kept the other as our IT guy kept telling me he may be able to get the data off the HDD. A few months passed and the company went under, I got made redundant and bad times kicked in. They had let me keep the 2nd laptop too as part of my redundancy (was actually not worth much anyway, just a portable screen really). A month or so past me by and my previous manager asked if I would swap the laptop for one he had as mine had WiFi. No worries I said. Huge mistake. He swapped my low powered working laptop for an absolute wreck of a machine (256MB RAM). The thing took many minutes to boot up and had to be tricked in to life. The BIOS battery was dead. I did what I could and tried everythingto try and get along with it,but eventually it became so temperamental that I had to wipe it and ship it off to a car boot sale.
So I was left with just my old Compaq, not working still, with a stack of my old ripped music files stuck on the hard drive.
Now I don't want to part with the Compaq due to the HDD contents, however I am worried that it too may find its way to the car boot and be bought by some bargain hunter. My worry is too that it could be brought back to life and used in some 401 scam/botnet virus/cyber warfare attack/someone looking for Joshua, which could potentially harm us all. Now I have fended off the many requests to "just get rid of that broken old laptop" from my GF for six years. I have kept it out of the reach of the malevolent types for this long, but I am growing older and weaker and the force is strong in my GF.
So I ask, for the sake of all the inhabitants of the green and blue ball we call Earth, throw me a bone, send me a shiny new Surface or Asus. Then I can advise her that the broken old Compaq helped me get a shiny new toy. She may then back off for a while. And you may stop the Compaq being flogged and then refurbished and becoming used for some internet scam by some rogue.
Incidentally, the old yellow T-shirt in the photo is a little long in the tooth too. So please accept this in to any competition you run for new T-shirts.